Why are you asking me if I have genital piercings? Oh, you find them very very hot? Well if you keep staring at my ass I’ll happily waste two bullets to give you two of them to your balls!
Lemme see.. mmh.. they have a cute blue color… but they aren’t nearly big nor filled enough, so go and come back to me when they are. Every time you come back before it’s time, I will bust them, beginning now.
Of course you can’t have the key back dear, otherwise what’s the point?