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“Getting a little long in the tooth, aren’t we?” the Caretaker says to the Whumper. The two of them stand side by side in a graveyard, several rows back from the front of a burial. Between the forest of black-clad people there stands the Whumpee near the front, their head lowered and hands folded in front of them. The Whumper’s eyes are locked on the Whumpee as they respond quietly to the Caretaker. “I don’t mind getting a little wrinkled. Too many people don’t live long enough to see their first one.” The Caretaker grits their teeth behind closed lips as they look straight ahead. “What makes me think you’ve seen to that personally?” The Whumper smiles at this and shrugs with mock helplessness. The Caretaker is unnerved by how glib the Whumper is being, and for the first time turns to see them fully. The Whumper’s imposing stature conflicts with their congenial presence at a time like this. It’s only then that the Whumper turns to leave, but first says quietly to the Caretaker: “If I were you I’d watch your pet, looks like you forgot to feed it today.” The Caretaker watches them leave and suddenly hears the crowd around them start to murmur. The officiant slows their speaking as the sound of someone saying the words “are you alright” over and over starts to overtake the group’s focus. The Caretaker catches sight of the Whumpee whose gaze still locked downwards, but their face is ashen and they don’t answer the people speaking to them. They start to lose their footing and the crowd around them gasps as they fall to their knees. The Caretaker pushes their way through the rows of people to get to their friend, but can’t push from their mind the thought that the Whumper must have done something - however impossible - even if they just willed something to happen.

You guys wanna hear snake facts?

Honestly can’t even be mad.

Animation: Heating BillFor bonus points, think about how Starlight Glimmer lifted a bag of popcorn u

Animation: Heating Bill

For bonus points, think about how Starlight Glimmer lifted a bag of popcorn up and then dropped it on the ground that was higher than where she was originally holding the bag.

Based off a prompt by /u/Xtraordinaire! Also, /u/gbeaudette helped by giving me a without popcorn.

(Mirrors:Imgur,Gfycat)


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*looks at you like you’re already dead*

The Art of the ThreatA cheerful goodbye followed by a simple, yet very stern threat. This is exactlyThe Art of the ThreatA cheerful goodbye followed by a simple, yet very stern threat. This is exactlyThe Art of the ThreatA cheerful goodbye followed by a simple, yet very stern threat. This is exactly

The Art of the Threat

A cheerful goodbye followed by a simple, yet very stern threat. This is exactly the kind of stuff that makes a lot of spankos go weak at the knees. 

It’s clear that she’s confident in her role, and has mastered the art of the threat. The way she places her hand on her curvy hip, the way her expression changes from joyous to serious in the blink of an eye, and the way the word ‘spank’ seems to roll off her tongue so effortlessly. 

A woman like this knows just how powerful a few simple words can be, and as mean as it may sound, she might even giggle at the thought of you dwelling on her stern threat while you’re hanging with your buddies at the bar. She knows that a part of you is attracted spankings, and she’s aware that you’ll probably need to jam your hands into your pockets in order to hide your hardening manhood from your friends. Her single sentence might even cause you to knock over your beer, scratch on the 8 ball, or trip over your shoelaces on the way to the pisser.

She might even fantasize about your friends approaching you about your clumsy and preoccupied conduct. She’ll imagine you fibbing nervously with beads of sweat lining your brow. She’ll know for a fact that you’ll blame your behavior on something entirely unrelated. She’s been married to you long enough to know how important it is for you to maintain a strong male persona in front of your pals. And let’s face it, your friends wouldn’t find you all that macho after learning that you get regularly spanked by your wife!

A woman like this is well aware of the internal battle these kinds of threats can have on a man. She realizes that she didn’t just give you a threat, she also gave you a choice. And fellas, the choice is not as simple as deciding whether or not to come home on time. The reality is that the decision you end up making at the end of the night will reveal either a strong desire to be spanked, or a very real presence of fear. 

There is no grey area.

She’s not the type of woman that will coo you as she playfully pats your bottom. Sure, she may think spankings are fun, but she’ll never make them fun for you. That means asking for a playful spanking is out of the question. This woman means business, and she’ll take pleasure in watching you squirm when you sit for the next 3-5 days.

So ultimately, your decision will effect both your ego and your pride regardless of the decision you end up making. If you come home on time, then it will show your wife that spankings seem to work well enough to deter bad behavior. However, if you break curfew, then she’ll pull your pants down, place you across her lap, and smack you with her hairbrush until you’re kicking your legs, begging her to stop, and sobbing into the mattress.

She wins on all fronts, gentlemen. And at the end of the day, this all adds up to one big, orchestrated mind fuck. I guess it’s not all that fun being spanked as an adult, huh?

So what would you do? 

Would you break the curfew on purpose for the short term pleasure of rubbing your sensitive penis against her firm thighs, or would you come home on time to avoid the torturous sting of her wooden hairbrush? 

As you consider your fate and dwell on her threat, she might sit at home and crack open a book. She could also lie back on the couch and stroke her clit as she fantasizes about you coming home late. She’ll long for the feeling of your stiff member pressing into her thighs, only to feel it soften considerably under her merciless brush. Occasionally, she’ll glance over at the clock, eagerly waiting for it to strike 11. The thought of spanking will certainly be a constant in her mind, just as it is in yours. Of course, she isn’t burdened with the decision that will decide your fate, but she will be thrilled to follow through with her threat should the opportunity arise.


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I am absolutely fishing for compliments, and I don’t remember inviting you on this fishing trip.

setheverman:

hey guys remember to drink plenty of water today or else :)

This idiot: http://chastity-key-holder-online.tumblr.com/. Sent me this:

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“Warrior race?” That’s hilarious! Who does this dude think he is, a Klingon?

And “I’d lick his pics off the floor?” I think not, because I actually found one of his pics. Here it is:

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Seriously. Throwing threats of physical violence across 5,000 miles? What could be more classless?

SoEVERYONE BLOCK chastity-key-holder-online. Let’s teach this fucking loser some manners.

Commander Threat Assessment - Hipsters of the Coast : Hipsters of the Coast

who wanna be my mutual (this is a threat)

Davide is at work for another couple of hours at least. The boy is asleep. And I’m horny. So come he

Davide is at work for another couple of hours at least. The boy is asleep. And I’m horny. So come here and do what I know you have been fantasising about….or I shall make your life very difficult.

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