#threat
“Getting a little long in the tooth, aren’t we?” the Caretaker says to the Whumper. The two of them stand side by side in a graveyard, several rows back from the front of a burial. Between the forest of black-clad people there stands the Whumpee near the front, their head lowered and hands folded in front of them. The Whumper’s eyes are locked on the Whumpee as they respond quietly to the Caretaker. “I don’t mind getting a little wrinkled. Too many people don’t live long enough to see their first one.” The Caretaker grits their teeth behind closed lips as they look straight ahead. “What makes me think you’ve seen to that personally?” The Whumper smiles at this and shrugs with mock helplessness. The Caretaker is unnerved by how glib the Whumper is being, and for the first time turns to see them fully. The Whumper’s imposing stature conflicts with their congenial presence at a time like this. It’s only then that the Whumper turns to leave, but first says quietly to the Caretaker: “If I were you I’d watch your pet, looks like you forgot to feed it today.” The Caretaker watches them leave and suddenly hears the crowd around them start to murmur. The officiant slows their speaking as the sound of someone saying the words “are you alright” over and over starts to overtake the group’s focus. The Caretaker catches sight of the Whumpee whose gaze still locked downwards, but their face is ashen and they don’t answer the people speaking to them. They start to lose their footing and the crowd around them gasps as they fall to their knees. The Caretaker pushes their way through the rows of people to get to their friend, but can’t push from their mind the thought that the Whumper must have done something - however impossible - even if they just willed something to happen.
You guys wanna hear snake facts?
Honestly can’t even be mad.
*looks at you like you’re already dead*
I am absolutely fishing for compliments, and I don’t remember inviting you on this fishing trip.
hey guys remember to drink plenty of water today or else :)
Eclipse Eater,
A Berserk Tribute piece from one of my favorite recent chapters of Berserk, where Guts appears in dog form in Casca’s dream,
Art by Mmici ©
Time to shut up because Sanzou’s had enough.
This idiot: http://chastity-key-holder-online.tumblr.com/. Sent me this:
“Warrior race?” That’s hilarious! Who does this dude think he is, a Klingon?
And “I’d lick his pics off the floor?” I think not, because I actually found one of his pics. Here it is:
Seriously. Throwing threats of physical violence across 5,000 miles? What could be more classless?
SoEVERYONE BLOCK chastity-key-holder-online. Let’s teach this fucking loser some manners.
Commander Threat Assessment - Hipsters of the Coast : Hipsters of the Coast
who wanna be my mutual (this is a threat)