#cerberus is not the bestest boy

Me: Which is the best weapon?

The Entire Hades Fandom:*various overlapping arguments*

Me: Which God has the best bonuses?

The Entire Hades Fandom:*various overlapping arguments*

Me: Who’s the best waifu?

The Entire Hades Fandom:*various aggressive overlapping arguments*

Me: Is Cerberus the bestest boy who deserves all the pets?

The Entire Hades Fandom:*immediately*Y E S