#charles deetz

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Charles: Well, this is the weirdest occult summoning ritual I’ve ever walked in on.
Otho: … How many have you walked in on?

Charles: Honestly, I don’t bother counting.

Charles: Why the heck is there blood everywhere?

Lydia: Well, you see, it’s simple colour theory.

*a garbage dump aura*

“This is Beetlejuice, he’ll live with us now.”

“Lydia, dear, maybe we’d better get a cat or a dog?”

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