I gotta tell you guys and sistas a dope ass run down! 

Meet Ms. Deja, bois, my hot side kick! Just look at those lips, tits and ass! Yes, bois, she has a boyfriend and yes he’s a black dude. She snapped that pic right before we hit downtown a few nights back. 

Between me and my tumblr friends, I caught her sucking off this fine azz white dude in the club. I lost her for a hot minute and when I couldn’t find her, I went looking. I knew she was talking to him cuz I introduced them earlier. I was drunk and having a good time, so when I found them, I soooo busted them on purpose; but it didnt seem to matter, lol. In fact I watched this dude (MY COLLEGE FRIEND) titty fuck my gurl until I started to get a little too hot and bothered.

Yes guys, she ended up going home with him and got DOGGED hard. She told me that this white dude couldn’t get enough of her booty (lol). Dude’s dick was thick and hard as a rock, she said. 

However, BIG TWIST as of the other night! She thinks she’s pregnant and doesn’t know how to tell her boyfriend! Any suggestions?!

That my tumblr friends is a big OOOOPS! lol

Your girl told me she rarely spends nights apart from you, she sent me this snap to lure me over. I guess I’ll finish this beer and head over there to spank that little whore for being with a fucking loser like you.

“No, I wasn’t looking at your friend’s cock…”

tester1001me:

she lied. She didn’t even answer her phone when you called. She said “if he asks, I’ll tell him there is no service where we are camping…I can’t believe he let me go with just you….he has no clue”

I fucking nailed your girlfriend all weekend. 

“She really needed a little break.” :)

“His name? I don’t know but he has a hot tub!”

“My boyfriend will cover for us!”

“Off…”

“Ummm, hell yeah Honey, have fun!”