#chilling adventures of sabrina incorrect quotes
Ambrose: Is this your plan B?
Sabrina: Technically, this is plan P.
Ambrose: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Sabrina: Yes, but I marry Caliban in plan M.
Caliban: I like plan M.
Sabrina: I’m incredibly fast at math.
Ambrose: Alright, what’s 30x17?
Sabrina:47
Ambrose: That’s not even close.
Sabrina: But it was fast.
Ambrose: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Sabrina: It’s Sabrina.
Ambrose: What did she do this time?
Sabrina: No, it’s me, Ambrose. It’s actually me.
Ambrose: What did you do this time?
Prudence: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Sabrina: I’m aware of that.
Prudence: But then you and I had some time together.
Sabrina: Uh-huh?
Prudence: It did not get better.
Sabrina: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Ambrose: No, I said “Sabrina, don’t lick that swingset” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swingset.
Sabrina: What goes up but never comes down?
Zelda: The amount of stress you’re bringing this family.
