#clearly i should be an abc exec

Just imagine:

• live jears
• live smoke monster
• live “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! my son, my boy!"s
• live flashbacks/flash-sideways/flash-forwards/time-flashes
• live man-on-man flirtation
• live slutty blue shirts
• live Sayid Jarrah killing people with his ankles
• live Nestor Carbonell not wearing eyeliner
• live hot pocket tossing
• live Jacob touching people
• live dead Pakistanis on couches

I will leave you to ponder such glorious things.