#cloak and dagger

“Imagine if men were as disgusted with rape as they are with periods.”

—Tandy Bowen, reflecting on her life

*On the bus*

Ty: *whispering* Hey…hey Tandy?

Tandy:Mmhmm?

Ty: Will you switch spots with me?

Tandy: I thought you wanted the aisle seat?

Ty: The woman across from me smells like ham.

Tandy: Ooh…that sounds like a you problem. Goodnight. Sweet dreams porkers.

Ty: Tandy…I think I screwed something up really bad so don’t freak out when I tell you-

Tandy:FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!

Ty:Huh?

Tandy: Thank goodness! I’m so tired of being the one who always causes the problems.