Ty: So Mom, I’m moving in with Tandy. We’re gonna do some traveling together.

Adina: I must have failed you as a mother. I’m so sorry.

Brigid: So are you two together or?

Tandy:Ridiculous.

Ty:Unrealistic.

Tandy:Unfathomable.

Ty:Ludicrous.

Brigid: So you mean to tell me that was a friendship kiss?

Ty: …You saw that?

Tandy: I was, uh, just giving him lessons.

Tandy: Mistakes were made but we won’t name names.

Ty: You crashed a monster truck, Tandy.

Tandy: MISTAKES WERE MADE-

Ty: You crashed into tHE ZOO TANDY!

Tandy: -BUT WE WON’T NAME NAMES!

Ty: TANDY THERE ARE SEVERAL LIONS ON THE LOOSE.

Tandy: There you are! You scared me half to death! Where were you? And why were you gone for so long?

Ty: You know the guy who catcalled you yesterday?

Tandy:Yeah?

Ty: I beat him up.

Tandy: you whAT?!

Tandy: Oh, stop making this all about you.

Ty: This is…my birthday party.

Tandy: Which I planned! You’re welcome.

Ty: Tandy…you really messed this up.

Tandy: Wow. How dare you hold me accountable for my actions

Tandy: It is absolutely imperative that you don’t tell anyone.

Ty: Who would I tell? I have like 2 friends and you’re one of them.

Tyrone: Tandy stay with me, you got stabbed, we have to get to a hospital-

Tandy: *literally coughing up blood* -Tyrone Johnson if you call a fucking ambulance I’m adding your name to my hit list.

Mina: Tell me something I don’t know about you.

Tandy: I pledge allegiance to Tyrone Johnson every morning.

Mina: I said something I don’t know.

No one:

Tyrone: YOU ARE TANDY FRICKEN BOWEN YOU BOSS ASS BITCH GET UP AND CUT THIS JERK DOWN

No one:

Tandy: Tyrone Johnson is a MAN and he is brave and strong and resilient. He saved me and I love him more than anything in this world okay?

Ty: Waffles or pancakes?

Tandy: OMG are you asking me out???

Ty: I’m signing you up for therapy. Do Monday’s work?

Tandy: Uh I think not! Last time I tried therapy I got kidnapped by literal sex traffickers. Therapy is the reason I now need therapy!

Ty: So that’s a no for Monday’s?

Tandy: Does it count as murder if the person you’re killing is a fundamentally terrible person?

Ty: Nah, I consider it serving the community.

Tandy: So you and Evita…are you together or?

Ty: It’s complicated.

Tandy: So is that a no-?

Ty: Well she married a loa so I think it’s safe to say I’m out of the picture.

Anyone: *hurts Tandy*

Ty: I’m about to end this dude’s whole career

Samedi: He paid me with his worries.

Tandy: Worries?? Boy do I have a fucking deal for you. I’ve got more worries than you’ll know what to do with!

Samedi:Bu-

Tandy: I just escaped human traffickers motherfucker, I could own this place with the number of worries I have to offer!

Tandy: Your collection of women’s misery???

Andre: Not misery. Despair. There’s a subtle but distinct difference. Technically misery is defined as-

Tandy: -Are you really correcting my grammar right now?

Tandy, after she realizes Ty is alive: TYRONE JOHNSON I HATE YOU

Ty: What?! Why??

Tandy: NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

*Ty and Tandy babysitting*

Tandy: I’ll go make them some food, just try and keep them entertained till I’m done, okay?

Ty: Why do I have to entertain them?

Tandy: Because I have a knife and you can make things disappear. Would you rather I teach them how to play with pointy objects?

Ty: *pouting* no.

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Ty: You ready to go? Tandy-

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Why are you wearing a towel?

Tandy: What? I thought you said we were going swimming???

Ty: Yeah. Swimming not skinny dipping. There is a difference. Usually people wear swim suits too.

Tandy: Ohhhh see I thought- ya know what, never mind!

Ty: In the future if one of us disappears for a while can we just assume something terrible happened?

Tandy: I feel like high stakes is kind of our style anyway, right?

Tandy: You know that show, Sex sent me to the ER?

Ty: Yeah those couples are so dumb-

Tandy: All I’m saying is…if you wanna *wink* send me to the ER- ya got my permission *finger guns*

Ty:o-o…..……..

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Ty: Okay, so there’s a few problems with your plan. Actually more than a few.

Tandy: What? Nah this is gonna work.

Ty: If you have to tell me there’s a 78 percent chance we’re gonna die it’s not a good plan.

Tandy: We need a signal.

Ty: A what?

Tandy: So that if one of us is in trouble the other one will know.

Ty: I mean I think we’ve been doing it alright.

Tandy: Okay but you didn’t get sold into human trafficking. We need a signal.

Ty: You know on second thought we really need a signal-

Tandy: Oh. My. Gosh. Is this your diary???

Ty: What- hEY PUT THAT DOWN!

Tandy: *flipping the pages* No WAY you write poems?

Ty: Poems? Uh, no those aren’t-

Tandy: Oooh this one has my name on it.

Ty: ThAT’S not about you-it’s uh-it’s about a different Tandy!!!

Tandy: What if I had the cloak and you had the daggers? How different do you think our lives would be?

Ty: Tandy, you don’t need ANOTHER tool to steal from people.

Mayhem: I may or may not have advertised for hitman services on the dark web.

Brigid: No! That’s not how we operate, take it down!

Mayhem: Oh relax, it’s not like it’d be our first time murdering anyone.

Ty: Shit, I think I’m gonna throw up-

Tandy: Don’t TELL me! Teleport to a trash can like a sane person!

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Tandy:I’m ready to go!

Ty: Uh, no you’re not. Tandy, I mean it when I say your face is truly and legitimately purple.

Tandy: Oh, that. Yeah I had a face mask mishap. It’ll be back to normal in like 2 weeks.

Ty: No…no no I refuse to be seen in public as Cloak and Eggplant.

“Imagine if men were as disgusted with rape as they are with periods.”

—Tandy Bowen, reflecting on her life

*On the bus*

Ty: *whispering* Hey…hey Tandy?

Tandy:Mmhmm?

Ty: Will you switch spots with me?

Tandy: I thought you wanted the aisle seat?

Ty: The woman across from me smells like ham.

Tandy: Ooh…that sounds like a you problem. Goodnight. Sweet dreams porkers.

Ty: Tandy…I think I screwed something up really bad so don’t freak out when I tell you-

Tandy:FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!

Ty:Huh?

Tandy: Thank goodness! I’m so tired of being the one who always causes the problems.