#clue crew
I swear, Deirdre scared me more that the ghost
Oh my goodness.. boysss. WELL!! IDK!!
I don’t know which one is which bit let’s say Frank.
“BUT WE’RE ATAC”
AMERICAN TEENS AGAINST CRIME
I mean okay. If we ACCEPT this as a thing. Nancy should like for SURE be their number one?? Like she shouldn’t hear about this from the two dingus bros?
I don’t even know what to say, I just can’t get over “ATAC”
“I hope they need someone to make hamburgers, because if that specifically happens, I’m going to fucking kill it. Also, do you guys think I should dye my hair blonde and also change my whole face shape? Let me know!”
Slut
Also fucking no???
“Bound for a station for who knows where!”
Includes photo that literally says UNION STATION.
OKAY I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT!@rockett-to-the-purple-moon, I DOWNLOADED SOMETHING ELSE, BUT HERE WE GO.
CHOOOOO CHOOOO
Oh my godddd
I’m SITTING HERE TRYING TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT AND NOW MY STEAM HAS LOCKED ME OUT. IN SO MAD.
BETTER WHINE ABOUT IT.
A DAY LATE AND 10 DOLLARS SHORT
YA GURL IS HERE TO START OUT OUR CHOO CHOO TRAIN TO THE HARD BOYS ADVENTURE TO BLUE MOON CAN.
JOIN ME ON MY NEXT ADVENTURE
HI. I SHIT POST NANCY DREW GAMES WHILE I PLAY THEM LIVE AND ALSO DRINK A BOTTLE OF WINE
- I don’t know how to use this site very well.
- I think I am hilarious
- I say fuck a lot
- I try to make sure I screenshot any available butts
- I try (now) to give a unique hashtag to each game that I am playing through, so here is the list of what I have done thus far. (Not in any particular order because I don’t remember what order)
SECRETS CAN KILL - #SCK Beats
TREASURE IN THE ROYAL TOWER - #TRTNed
SECRET OF THE SCARLET HAND - #SSH NED
DANCER ON DECEPTION ISLAND - #ORCA NED
CURSE OF BLACKMOOR MANOR - #NES A CUR
(This one is unfinished due to loss of files, may revisit later)
LEGEND OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL - #NEDS a CRYer
TRAIL OF THE TWISTER - #HOT for TOT
ALIBI IN ASHES - (None, I was figuring shit out)
TOMB OF THE LOST QUEEN - #QUEEN, Text me back
THE DEADLY DEVICE - #DED ASS NED
GHOST OF THORNTON HALL - #GTH out NED
THE SILENT SPY - #SPY with my little eye
SHATTERED MEDALLION - #MED rhymes with NED
LABYRINTH OF LIES - #LIE TO ME NED
So there is the list. I play and post when I want to, I will absolutely leave friends behind. I absolutely have spoilers because the last game that came out was in fucking 2015 (I mean aside from MID.. but… we… anyhow…)
JOIN ME ON MY NEXT ADVENTURE
HI HO MY CLUE CREW DARLINGS
Man it’s been a while, but I’m currently procrastinating finals, and nothing sound better than SHITPOSTING A NANCY DREW GAME WHILE GETTING SHLOSHED ON SOME WHINEEEEEEE… which I will do next week.
This time for real, too many times have I started White Wolf, and I just don’t like it I guess? That guy’s stupid mustache?? Freddie’s stupid fucking grunts?? So it may be last one I officially do… But LUCKILY there are still SO MANY OTHERS TO EXPERIENCE!
OKAY SO
Haunted Carousel
OR
Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon
OR
Ransom of the Seven Ships
Join me on my NEXT ADVENTUREEEEE
And just like that, I have kicked Minette’s butt.
Okay thoughts.. Well.. eh.
The puzzles in this one are wicked hard, like there are a lot of leaps you need to get to to figure out what to do for what. Felt more like “detective” work than a lot of games.
On the other hand, they mystery in this seemed weird. Like two games smashed together. You get done with your assistant shit on day one (Or you can) and then suddenly you are trying to find some windows. And you do, and the writers are like “Oh uh.. what about all that Minette shit? Right right.. THE GERMANS”.
At least we all know she’s a dumbass for falling for Sonny Joon and getting her unfortunate face art.
Overall…… Meh.
Alright. Time to pick out our next adventure.
Post link
I’ll be finishing up train tonight because it’s spooky season and I want to play ghost dogs.
BECAUSE THAT IS THE SCARIEST GAME. FIGHT ME IF YOU SAY UTS SHADOW. BECAUSE ITS GHOST DOGS.
it’s genuinely so funny that the existence of game 34 is still in the limbo of being “planning on having one” like. sure maybe you need a bit of time to work thru player feedback and figure out how to make improvements but like. for the people who used to make 2 games a year it’s so disappointing to hear almost TWO YEARS later that it’s still just in PLANNING. like surely y'all can whip up a plot and characters in a few months esp since that’s all that y'all do now since they outsource so much….I wonder if they’re in funding limbo. like they SAW how everyone hated such a long wait and promised development would be shorter since they’ve gotten unity figured out but here we are.
What are people like. Getting paid for? Like every week someone, at least one, is collecting a paycheck…
is it to figure out how to sell discounted games? Because that whole “be bald and be free” day was wild and probably did deserve like a $10 gift card to kfc
Well. Looks like they fired the genius behind “shitty pasted on beards discount day”
AM I SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS?
YES I AM AN ADULT WOMAN WITH MONEY I CAN SPEND HOW I WANT AND ITS SO I CAN SOLVE A MYSTERY BY MYSELF THANK YOU.
ANYONE HAVE AN ETSY?
I KIND OF WANT TO BUY THE HORSE SHIRT BUT I ALSO KIND OF DONT WANT TO GIVE her MONEY BECAUSE IM MAD AT THEM FOR.. YOU KNOW.
PLS DROP YOUR LINKS IN THE NOTES!
OR SHOP NAMES OR WHATEVER. DOESNT HAVE TO BE THE SHIRT, SHOW ME YOIR MERCCCCHHHH
AH YESS
THE MOMENT I, NANCY DREW WILL RESPECT THE SPECIAL TOOL ANOMOLY. I WILL NEVER EVER THINK ABOUT HOW I CAN GET AROUND THIS WITHOUT
THE TOOL
I MEAN WHEN YOU SEE A BITCH YOU KNOW SHES A BITCH
I want to be a woman supporting women, but. well.
I love that if you try to stop the train Nancy is all “BETTER NOT MESS WITH THAT PUPPY” and if you do, you just DOME yourself on the fucking handle and DIE.
