#clueless son

Your mom loved playing basketball, even being on the team in high school and college. But since she got pregnant and was busy raising you, she’s had to put that on hold.

So now, a few years later, she’s excited to resume her love of shooting hoops.

But since you were never into sports she had to ask the nice black teens who played in the court nearby, if she could join them.

They were super nice about it, even offering her some personal coaching if she was a little rusty.

And let’s be honest, even if she was the worst player in the world, who’s going to turn down getting to watch your mom’s super curvy, milfy body and her ‘too tight to be real’ outfit?

So when mom comes home late at night, and jumps straight into the shower, it’s probably because she’s sweaty from playing basketball with the guys all day.

Yeah, that’s probably all she’s been up to.

I’ve noticed that everytime mom is doing housework and my friends are over, there’s be a couple of her buttons undone. And she always seems to be bending a lot more too

Guess it’s probably my imagination. There’s no way she’s showing off to the guys on purpose, right??

Your friends like to hang around at your place after school. It’s not the milk and cookies your mom puts out for them that brings them over.

You think your friends keep hanging around at your place is because you’ve got the latest Playstation. Turns out the real reason is to check out your mom’s huge ass while she walks around them in her skimpy clothes.

When mom went to answer the doorbell, I’m pretty sure it was my friend. Guess not. It’s been 20 minutes since the doorbell rang, and I’m sure he won’t be spending that much time with my boring old mom, not when there’s video games to play. Oh, well, that’s another highscore to me!

I found it weird that mom sat down to watch us play video games, but I was too busy trying not to die to think about it too much. I guess all that concentrating must have paid off because I was soon kicking my friends’s asses. Which is weird since they’re all so much better than me. I guess today’s just my lucky day!

You found it weird how your mom’s Instagram account has thousands of followers within a month of her starting it. And that she’s made her account private. What could she possibly be posting there?

Mom’s pretty excited that I’m having a sleepover with some friends from school. She even said that she had gone and bought something new to make the night memorable.

Your mom was going clubbing with her girlfriends and wanted an opinion on her dress. Since you were too much of a dumbass to help, she thought taking a selfie and asking the internet for their opinion.

Judging by the number of dick pics and cum tributes she got back in response, the internet approves.

You were still trying to figure out why your mom had decided to move the cross trainer in the middle of the living room.

Or why she started doing her exercises right when you had your friends over for playing video game…

Most other women would freak out if their son’s friends kept walking in on them while they were showering. It’s a good thing my mom handles it so well - I’m really lucky to have such a cool mom.

You barely had any friends, so you were surprised when almost the entire school showed up for your birthday. Of course you didn’t know your slutty mom had promised them a strip show after you had gone to bed.

Mom is a real lousy cook, so it’s no surprise that when my friends are over, they make sure to keep an eye on her while she’s cooking in the kitchen. Probably want to make sure she doesn’t burn our meal.

Since you’re too busy with your video games to be of any use, your mom has resorted to asking your friends if the new clothes she bought look good on her or not. Judging by the dozen dick shots she received in reply, it’s safe to say that it looks pretty damn good on her.

“Dude, you went to the kitchen 20 minutes ago. What kept you?”
“Sorry man, your mom was in the kitchen and she began asking me about school and stuff and I just couldn’t get away from her.”
“And where’s the soda you were getting?”
“Whoops, I totally forgot. Be back in a minute.”

My friends can be an idiot at times. His loss, I get another turn to play at the Xbox.

I invited a few of my friends to play video games, but they keep excusing themselves to go into the kitchen? I have no idea what’s up with them - there’s nothing in there except for my boring mom who’s making dinner for us.

I thought it was pretty weird how my mom’s top would be unbuttoned everytime I told her my friends were coming over.

Probably a coincidence though, right?