#behind sons back

Your mom loved playing basketball, even being on the team in high school and college. But since she got pregnant and was busy raising you, she’s had to put that on hold.

So now, a few years later, she’s excited to resume her love of shooting hoops.

But since you were never into sports she had to ask the nice black teens who played in the court nearby, if she could join them.

They were super nice about it, even offering her some personal coaching if she was a little rusty.

And let’s be honest, even if she was the worst player in the world, who’s going to turn down getting to watch your mom’s super curvy, milfy body and her ‘too tight to be real’ outfit?

So when mom comes home late at night, and jumps straight into the shower, it’s probably because she’s sweaty from playing basketball with the guys all day.

Yeah, that’s probably all she’s been up to.

I left my mom and my friend along for a few minutes on the beach while I went to get an ice cream. When I got back, my friend had the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. I wondered what he was so happy about.

Then mom walked by us and I understood…

I’ve noticed that everytime mom is doing housework and my friends are over, there’s be a couple of her buttons undone. And she always seems to be bending a lot more too

Guess it’s probably my imagination. There’s no way she’s showing off to the guys on purpose, right??

I wondered why my friends kept going into the kitchen to sample my mom’s ‘goodies’ even though she isn’t the greatest cook in the world. Turns out they weren’t talking about tasting the food.

Your friends loved accompanying you and your mom to the beach, especially when she wore her sexy bikinis. Course you didn’t know that when your back was turned, they would grope her sexy ass and tits, and that your mom would just love it.

“Hope you boys are coming to my son’s birthday party tonight. I’ll make sure you have a good time! xoxo”

In case you were wondering why so many people showed up for your birthday…

You think your friends keep hanging around at your place is because you’ve got the latest Playstation. Turns out the real reason is to check out your mom’s huge ass while she walks around them in her skimpy clothes.

Your mom had to repeat herself several times before she was able to get your friend’s attention. Actually your friend’s entire attention was focussed on your mom’s huge tits.

“Uh, mom, you do know that I’m having the guys over for a sleepover right?”

“Of course, honey. I’m going to make sure they have a good time!”

“Great. Uh, maybe you want to put on something more modest?”

“Something wrong with the way I’m dressed?”

“Well all you’ve got on is a pair of tiny panties. And I can see your tits and nipples. You can’t walk around my friends dressed like that!”

“I don’t understand. Your friends seemed to love it the last time they were here for a sleepover.”

“WHAT??”

“Oh that’s right. I put this on after you’d gone to sleep. Your friends and I didn’t get much sleep that night though…”

When mom went to answer the doorbell, I’m pretty sure it was my friend. Guess not. It’s been 20 minutes since the doorbell rang, and I’m sure he won’t be spending that much time with my boring old mom, not when there’s video games to play. Oh, well, that’s another highscore to me!

I found it weird that mom sat down to watch us play video games, but I was too busy trying not to die to think about it too much. I guess all that concentrating must have paid off because I was soon kicking my friends’s asses. Which is weird since they’re all so much better than me. I guess today’s just my lucky day!

You found it weird how your mom’s Instagram account has thousands of followers within a month of her starting it. And that she’s made her account private. What could she possibly be posting there?

WTF? Why does my best friend have this picture of MY mom on his phone???

Your mom was going clubbing with her girlfriends and wanted an opinion on her dress. Since you were too much of a dumbass to help, she thought taking a selfie and asking the internet for their opinion.

Judging by the number of dick pics and cum tributes she got back in response, the internet approves.

Nobody was going to come to the lame sleepover you had planned. Until you mom sent out a special invite to the boys in your school. Now everyone is coming over, but you’re the only one who’s going to be sleeping tonight.

You weren’t surprised when you weren’t invited to your high school graduation party. You were always the odd one out and were excluded from most events.

But what did surprise you that your mom got an invite. And she decided to go. “What could she possibly be doing there?” you wondered.

Things would have become clear to you had you seen the pictures of your mom that were uploaded on Facebook that night. Too bad they’re all private and you’re not friends with any of the scores of guys that were at the party.

Most other women would freak out if their son’s friends kept walking in on them while they were showering. It’s a good thing my mom handles it so well - I’m really lucky to have such a cool mom.

Your friends like to come over to your place after school to do their homework. Looking at how your mom dresses around them, it’s a miracle they’re not flunking sixth grade.