i’m adoring everybody’s larger-than-life personalities in coffin run, but something about wetzel’s aggressively cheerful demeanor just barelyhiding a deep, all-consuming rage is so unbelievably funny to me
[ID: Seven screenshots from the first episode of Coffin Run. Carlos Luna, as Wetzel, mimes holding a mirror and looking into it, speaking to himself. Wetzel, smiling brightly, says “Buddy, I think you’re fantastic. You don’t need others to validate you. But when you’re on top…” The screen cuts to a closeup of Wetzel, now menacingly sneering into the mirror. He continues “…motherfuckers are gonna pay.”
The shot cuts over to Izzy and Zac; Izzy has a shocked expression, while Zac looks stunned. Wetzel turns back to Jasmine (offscreen), smiles beatifically, and says “Right?” The shot cuts back to Izzy and Zac, both shrieking with laughter. End ID.]
absolutely obsessed with granny. she makes squing cookies and warm blood. has her tits up to her neck. smokes a ridiculously long cigarette. has absolutely no time for any bullshit.
