*maniacal laughter* WHat, what have you done? I studied for decades to learn what I know, do you understand?! and you put a little bit of magic liquid into my toy and turn it into something incompreHENsible by man!
everything I know has been destroyed! it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my liife.
Coffin run has actually been foreshadowed since that one unsleeping city adventuring party where zac oyama is in a dark room and goes “happpy hallloweeeeen”
i’m adoring everybody’s larger-than-life personalities in coffin run, but something about wetzel’s aggressively cheerful demeanor just barelyhiding a deep, all-consuming rage is so unbelievably funny to me
[ID: Seven screenshots from the first episode of Coffin Run. Carlos Luna, as Wetzel, mimes holding a mirror and looking into it, speaking to himself. Wetzel, smiling brightly, says “Buddy, I think you’re fantastic. You don’t need others to validate you. But when you’re on top…” The screen cuts to a closeup of Wetzel, now menacingly sneering into the mirror. He continues “…motherfuckers are gonna pay.”
The shot cuts over to Izzy and Zac; Izzy has a shocked expression, while Zac looks stunned. Wetzel turns back to Jasmine (offscreen), smiles beatifically, and says “Right?” The shot cuts back to Izzy and Zac, both shrieking with laughter. End ID.]
Genuinely cant decide who my favorite coffin run pc is like the oldest little boy alive vs. estranged jewish scientist whos never been outside vs. W E T Z E L
An all-new 6-episode series coming to Dropout.tv starting June 8th. From Game Master Jasmine Bhullar, and featuring an all-star cast including Erika Ishii (as May Wong), Carlos Luna (as Wetzel), Zac Oyama (as Squing), and Isabella Roland (as Dr. Aleksandr Astrovsky).
