#comedy slut

oooooooh Andy Samberg. You are so nerdy, Jewish and perfect.

Um. Who knew this would be my newest celebrity crush? Horatio Sanz, you can do me now, thanks.

oh Jimmy Fallon. what a babe. I love a man who can make me laugh.

this was gonna just be about Jimmy Fallon, but, I’d fuck all those guys on that stage right there. I’ve always had a thing for Chris Kattan, and Horatio Sanz is looking mighty fine with his beard. and as much as I hate Tracy Morgan he could totally charm the pants off me.

I’d totally bone Cheech in Up In Smoke. Look at that fucking outfit! A fucking belly shirt and suspenders? PERFECT!

AND THEN! THAT FUCKING TUTU! I haven’t been able to find a good pic of him in that damn tutu with the pasties attached. You should send me that shit if you find it.