#community health tips

Two thirds of Americans are not drinking enough water. To figure out how much water you should be drinking daily, follow this simple calculation: Multiply your weight in grams by the number of arbitrary guidelines of attractiveness set by a media standard you cannot possibly hope to achieve. Divide this number by your current jeans size. Take this number, write it down, and throw it in the trash. Drink wine instead. As always: if you see something, say nothing, shoot all yellow helicopters on sight, and drink to forget. 

Invisibility is an interesting concept. So is silence. And intangibility. More interesting that we come up with these concepts when everything our limited human bodies see, hear, and touch are a mere 4% of the universe as a whole. What do you know of nothingness? You could be drowning in a cacophony of sensation, and never have the slightest clue.