Liszt: I can’t believe I was born in Hungary but don’t speak Hungarian. I am going to learn Hungarian!

Hungarian: Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért :)

Liszt:

Liszt: I wish to be deceased.

Hi there!So uhh being a classical music nerd,I recently discovered your page and I find it absolutely hilarious!I’m also an amateur artist and I just wanted to share with you an animatic I’ve done based on your “Who broke it” post.I hope this is decent enough haha

https://youtu.be/pNtw_cPdlrc

Haydn: Here’s my 36 hours of symphonies!

Vivaldi: Here’s my 71 hours of concertos!

Bach: Here’s my 73 hours of cantatas!

Chopin: H-here’s my 18 hours…of, uh,everything.

Liszt, calmly: Hey girlie hold still

Liszt, in a group: Hey girlies hold still

Liszt, softly whispering to Chopin: Hey girlie hold still

Debussy: *plays the piano*

Wagner: sorry, I don’t speak croissant

Bach

Mendelssohn: You are my everything, I love you, never leave…

Liszt: aw, I love you too.

Mendelssohn: Not you, idiot.

Scriabin: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest fucking party and you’re all invited!

Rimsky-Korsakov:“If”??

Debussycalling Satie : Remember to bring an umbrella.

Satie : Only one?!?

Vivaldi: My only talent is breathing.

Bach: You have asthma, moron.

Liszt: Why are you such a megabitch?

Wagner: Because I can be.

John Cage: new aesthetic - man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

Suk: Oh hey!! I haven’t seen you for so long! How was your fall?

Martinu: Don’t make fun of me I sweAR TO GOD THERE WAS A STAIRCASE

Suk:…?

Martinu: …Oh, the season!

No one:

ABSOLUTELY no one:

Fučik:

Meyerbeer: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Rossini: Thank you

Meyerbeer: I didn’t say that was a good thing

Rossini: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny

Creadoras de la Historia de la Música

The map of Woman Composers is an interactive resource that tries to recover, make visible and give value to the figure of women composers

ginkobirchfalls:

jesusisababey:

novelvoid:

fiere-violet:

“Friend.”

What, you don’t beg for kisses and have sex dreams about ur old school friends? Pfft, grow up

An addition

queen-paladin:

Mozart: 

Beethoven:

Chopin:

Schubert:

Liszt:

Bach:

Wagner:

Haydn:

Bonus: Rossini @ Wagner