#coniferous university
“Coniferous University reminds students that Friday is the last day to change classes for the fall semester. After that, you will have to find versions of yourself from other timelines willing to trade places, and we cannot guarantee your return if we like them better than you.”
-QuietPineTrees
All the secrets of Coniferous University and its prestigious College of Time Travel, including an extensive course listing, are detailed in the new Quiet Pine Trees book! Pledge now to be the first to get it, assuming you use a traditional linear timeline.
“ALERT: All Coniferous University time travel majors and staff, report to The Forbidden Library immediately. Prof. Darling’s preliminary findings show 2019 is moving at just .89 seconds per second. Without emergency action, this new year will stretch on for 410 days. #HappyNewYear “
-QuietPineTrees
Welcome to 2019! Get the new year started right by preordering a book full of all the wild words I couldn’t contain within my brain!
