#copy pasting this from a discord convo

also  I love that Oriko’s first move is always to lie and manipulate a person even if it’s completely unnecessary

person: oh man we’re out of bread.

Oriko: bread…? Oh, you’re out of bread…? I know of the best supermarket… would you like me to accompany you for bread?

Oriko’s internal thoughts:I need to figure out why they want bread.

(this award-winning dialogue is why i don’t write fanfiction)