#coral yaps
hey cursed idea,
what if i made my homeboy beauregard jacked as shit
i perused ebay yesterday upon suddenly realizing the past week that i can BUY kirby merch and just ADORN my house in ROUNDNESS
ebay is a drug and i am going to have a problem. cheaper than amazon, can get me META KNIGHT AND VIDEO GAMES?
oh no
I’m going to be bullying myself to finish my updated commission sheet this week (within 7 days?), and hopefully I actually go about actually having it ready to go.
Sorry for the delay, but I wasn’t in the headspace to do commissions (nothing bad, just taking a break), but I think I can start to open them soonish (also, uh, I would like at least some income, man.).
Hopefully. Let me know if you’re interested, and maybe I’ll work faster.
not me trying to get all the kirby games (cough with meta knight cough ahack CAH-)
“can you like something a normal amou-
oh my guck it’s ✨ g aymont h ✨
me lookin’ at my art and going “yeah my art is the SHIT, it’s fking good, yeah look at it, mmm i love my art fk yeah”
c-clock objecthead
cleaned up my blog! some random texts from the past couple weeks have been removed with the couple of based opinions left bc i think theyre funny (they may be removed in the future tho)
im also currently in my basement fighting for dominance over the house centipedes and spider crickets to claim that THIS IS MY SPACE I WILL TAP DANCE HERE. tap dancing, it’s kind of therapeutic. feet slappy.
man, i gotta practice tap dancing again. it’s been like almost a year, since I’ve last tried, and i’m still a beginner. sigh.
if you know how to tap dance, and love to talk and maybe give tips…dms ? (i…just want to have some friends who also like tap dancing. it’s only me rn, and it makes it hard.)
tried to say orgo blorgo in my brain and came out with organ donor instead.
i sustain myself on fanfic, like putting wood into a fire, but sometimes i throw a whole ass tree in one day by consuming all of what ao3 has to offer to feed my insatiable hunger and burn myself alive.
and then sometimes i make all or none of the fanart.
i read over 200k words in one day bc when you find the good fanfic just , but also i sat around and did nothing but read this, which i had other things i wanted to do, but aight. it was good regardless
in your dreams, by post_it_notes7 on ao3 (it be that kirby right back at ya. thank you for suggestion of wishful thinking! which i slammed down YESTERDAY)
can i mmmmm get fries animal style with a side of king dedede on all 4
kirby right back at ya fics, good fics of meta knight, please, any recommendations? i hunger for fics.
thankee ya’ll, love me some fics
me hoarding ^ (and one buster keaton playlist shhh that’s just for me)
time to add more to the hoard. i’m like a fat dragon and i’m shoving digital words into my gaping maw
Script (I have questionable handwriting):
People like to comment about me drawing Emmet pouring milk THEN the peppers like it’s a crime. This was done for comedic effect bc the pepper is way more “offensive” than the milk/cereal order…
…BUT, that’s also just how I eat my cereal~
1.) i have bowls w/ lines on them. i want a SPECIFIC amount of milk each time.
2.) you put cereal first and then milk and if you pour too fast, you get milk sht everywhere.
3.) sht don’t get soggy [if you put milk then cereal]
am i wrong? answer is no, i am super right.
me when i first made this blog: “oh i want a nice and organize art blog. it has to be tidy, and i’ll use the other one for my thoughts and reblogs :)”
now: ooOGA BOOGA META KNIGHT IS SO FKING COOL MAN CHOO CHOO MOTHERFKERS TRAIN TWINS A M O N G U S WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY 3 AM THOUGHTS??? tags are still organized and consistent BUT YA’LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CRINGE IS BACK ON THE MENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
i love being cringe on main :) this is my house, and i will make it my very own dumpster fire.
someone said that emmet would eat food like jerma, and i think that’s funny, so that is the only correct hc
10 yr old me: meta knight is so freaking cool
22 yr old me: meta knight is so fcking cool
kirby right back at ya fics, good fics of meta knight, please, any recommendations? i hunger for fics.
