Look at what we have here. Another fuckin’ grade A balancing pupperoonie. This dignified and distinguished bleper is buckwild as fuck. I want his autograph.
Look at this majestic as fuck corgdoge. His ability to balance sick plants on his head is unmatched, the likes of which are rarely seen. My hero, my savior.
Even these beautiful corgidoges think family pictures on Christmas are terrible. Just ho, ho, ho, horrible. Oh beautiful, precious, puppers, I understand. I feel you. I love you.
Goodness gracious! Look at all those pupper’s presents!! Dog Santa seems to have come and blessed this little guy with all the gifts he ever wanted!!! Wow, just wow. So incredibly jolly.
Looks like this corgidoge is festive as FUCK and ready to party with the best of them. Wow, just wow. Gals love him, guys want to be him, and I for one envy this little pupper. Beautiful, just beautiful.
Dog Santa’s beautiful flying corgis are preparing themselves to visit all the good puppers tonight! Wow, isn’t that just so beautiful? I hope those doggos have been nice this year!