#good shit

loki-plays-smite:

aphro-die:

godess-of-the-sun:

thelawgiver:

sol-lessmachine:

loki-plays-smite:

playgroundofthegods:

skadi-too-hottie:

aweeelix:

gamingazn:

asi-dead-people:

neith-is-bae:

moonlit-waltz:

valiant-one:

lyreical-dork:

off-with-there-heads:

loki-plays-smite:

Ive gotten lots of shit for being a loki main with my star soon to be two. i wasnt good. i havent been “good” until recently when i started putting in a daily effort to get better. i played him so much and then i played ne zha to spite a friend. i BEG you just enjoy your god. im a shitty scylla unless i have my main team. but i still love playing her. it doesnt matter if you started yesterday or have been playing smite since beta. have your fun play tutorial girl or cucullian or loki or herc or ares just have fun.

Hello said the nox main who couldn’t hit her combo

An Apollo who can’t land autos…

There’s so many things I’m bad at with my mains idk where to begin

chang'e who cant land her ult lmao

Cant hit my basic attacks for shit lmao

A rank X Chang'e that can’t hit her ult

Rank X with 9 stars and I miss every ability… ironic

Rank X Awilix with 5 stars who can’t land ults for shit

Rank X Nu Wa with one star and always misses her minion stuns

rank X two star Ares and always misses chains

i gasped when i saw everyone following the trend <33 and as long as you all have fun you’re the best I’ve seen those gods do!!!

Six star neith who’s talent declined as she went through the masteries, a diamond bellows who can’t hit any of her abilities

1 star Tyr who still forgets driving strike cancels fearless

Sol who’s stats look more like a support than an adc ^^“

Rank X neith who alsways hits the wrong person with her ult

The most fabulous players I’ve seen :*

imma bring this back!

keearis:

- Jaw bone kisses. Small has to be on their toes and tall is very amused
- tall slouching down so small can kiss them on the cheek
- small standing on top of an object and saying they are taller than tall but they’re shorter even standing on an object
- every hug causes small to have to bury their face in talls chest otherwise it’s awkward.
- small not being able to reach stuff. Tall finds this amusing. Small is a ball of rage. Tall gets the thing down but not without laughing at smalls plight.
Based of the experiences of a very short person with an SO who is around 10-11 inches taller than them.

the-button-harlequin:

So we’ve all considered a quirk that can turn the kids into even smaller kids but have you considered:

Teenager!All Might

All Might just walking around Yuuei trying to be a teacher when BAM oops someone’s quirk turns him into a younger version of himself which happens to be around the same age as his students. Sixteen year old All Might, blooming with new youth, and he’s free once again of his enormous title and his PAIN. But he’s also quirkless once again.

He still has his memories and his experience so he’s still on as a teacher, but the difference is extraordinary. The teachers all carry a certain skepticism that his youth isn’t clouding his judgement and treat him like one of their students sometimes, but the students are friendlier and more comfortable around him as well and even more willing to tell him their problems so that he can help fix them (to varying degrees).

The media believe that he’s All Might’s long lost son (because no way is anyone outside of Yuuei is allowed to know what’s going on) and they hassle him constantly so some students form the Young Might Protection Squad to keep the press away.

AND THE VILLAINS. They view All Might’s younger condition as a way to get back at the All Might they believe is his father so now we have Young Might, quirkless and painfully ordinary, trying to fight off full grown villains out for his blood. He’s gotta learn to fight, not just with his fists, but with his whole body like he’s never had before. There is no extraordinary strength for him to rely on anymore, no ability to overpower with no need for skill and come out on top, and his fists will break if he even hits a wall too hard. So what’s he gonna do?

He’s gotta Git Gud. Martial arts lessons from Aizawa and Ojirou, basic first aid lessons from Recovery Girl, and basic shooting skills from Snipe. He’s becomes a jack-of-all-trades on the field, not the greatest hero but still a hero in his own quirkless right like his first stint as a hero. He’s a new inspiration to his students and his fellow teachers and he finds that even old dogs can learn new tricks if given the chance.

But what he didn’t expect was to learn so much from Izuku, who still looks at him like the sun shines out of his ass and that his awkward pats can heal the sick. He learns that if he limits himself to only what he used to be, he’ll never take this gift to become something newer and what he has the potential to be.

He has to convince Izuku not to return One for All back to him, because All Might’s age is done and Deku’s is just beginning. And maybe, just maybe, Toshinori Yagi’s heroic works are just beginning too.

YAAAASSSSSSS~!!!

Them: hi can I take-

Me: it’s a good album y’know, MANIA, I’m kinda obsessed with it. Just the way you can sit and listen or dance and sing along, it’s so versatile. I love that the boys are exploring their creative interests and talents and making unique, heartfilled music. I know some people don’t like how different it from the stuff they made earlier but what artist doesn’t grow and change their product? I can’t wait for where they go next

Them: please, you’re holding up the line

stuffofknightmares:

Manga as Penguin Classics

homealonethree:

daytimerain:

homealonethree:

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

dumbdomb:

you’re so focused on the game you’re playing, occasionally talking about strats and coordinates on mic with your friends, that i don’t blame you for not noticing how turned on i am. walking over to kiss your forehead, gesturing that i’ll be quiet. i love getting the opportunity to play with you like this, when you’re not streaming but still worried your mates will hear and give you a hard time about it! i just want to tease you and use you, so keep playing. i wouldn’t want to make you lose your game, stay focused and just ignore me. i only want to kiss your thighs and feel you up it’s not like you have to pause or anything, i mean- i know you can’t pause this game anyway, but it’s fine. i just want to touch your body and give you kisses everywhere! you can still see the screen with me on top of you, so i’m not getting in the way. you’re just so cute when you’re gaming, i love listening to your voice when you’re serious about winning. you and your friends don’t know it, but all those crude jokes make me harder for some reason… i’m sure they wouldn’t mind if we happened to make any noise, they were practically cheering us on last time. personally, i think they’re kind of into it. but i hope they don’t hear me breathing so close to you while i touch myself, watching as you try using your fingers to tease my chest without taking your hands off the controller. it’s so cute! ~ ah, the look on your face! makes me want to kiss you so much! a quick soft kiss on the cheek, just long enough so you don’t miss anything, before moving lower down your neck. you try taking my shirt off with one hand, going back and forth between me and the controller, so i take it off for you. smiling until i realise there’s a cut-scene, and you immediately set the controller down and mute your mic before taking my chest into your mouth, kissing and licking and sucking all over me. using your free hands to gently twist my nıppIes and rub my hardness, like you know all the right buttons to press. i stop to kiss your mouth, feeling you moan as you adjust your position under me. guiding my hand to feel how much you want me, whispering for me to fuck you and come on you… as the game’s background music changes, you clear your throat and take a deep breath before unmuting and picking up your place. loud cheers from the group about how they were getting worried and just about to send a search party to find you lol! you lie about having to pee and grabbing a few snacks, which is mostly believable. i move closer on top of you as you quickly wrap an arm around my waist, so you’re still able to play as i rub myself against you. my hands caressing over your belly and sides, touching you as i tease myself on your aching hardness. listening intently as you try to sound normal, try to regulate your breathing, try not to let your friends know about what i’m doing and how i’m touching you and how good it feels. how good i feel, how much you wish i would just fuck you already. biting your lip, getting more frustrated with the game, as if you’re pleading with me, “come on, come on… oh, fuck. fuck me…” with a hint of desperation in your voice. i think they’ve all got it figured out by now, or at least one of them has been really quite… as the action increases in-game, i finally start using you to get off without paying attention to whether or not i’m blocking your view. feeling you try to keep going, maintain your composure, and fuck me at the same time, constantly readjusting where your hands are to grab at me, move my arm, not miss your enemy attacks, push me down where it feels really good, not make any noise, and forgetting if your mic is still on or off…

dsm-wannabe-linguist:

baking-swords:

thistlecrimes:

baking-swords:

I made a lil friend Darius from dames and dragons <3

WHAAAAAT?????? IM SCREAMING!!!!!

LOOK AT HIM HE’S PERFECT!!! WHAT IS HE MADE OUT OF?? WHY IS HE SO PERFECT???

He’s made out of polymer clay and then painted and sealed :D!!!!

Thank u for saying that!!!!!!!! :’) I’m so proud of the lil man!!!!!!

HE’S PERFECT AND IM LOVE HIM

habeascorpseus:

sketch dump of some last life and wing studies