screenshotsofdespair:

theminecraftbee:

joe: “am i a ghost?” i don’t really like to worry about labels.

cleo: joe’s a being.

joe: i am fourteen us abacus beads away from my next face camera expansion—

eposettelesbian:

éponine is the artemis lesbian and cosette is the aphrodite lesbian

dumbtective:

Neurodivergent people be like “wow, this game changed my life, exquisite gameplay, groundbreaking” and then they show you the game and it looks like this

multiheaded1793:

drag-on-dra-goon:

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

mesemania:

Theo: what exactly do you think of me, Liam?
Liam: somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and ‘I’d fuck you’

raspberrysgod:

taylor swift put actual drugs in the cardigan bridge

honeywhen:

my only take at this point is that when i was nineteen i wore a bralette + high waisted shorts to a concert and felt like the hottest bitch alive. when you’re nineteen you feel like you’re invincible and like you’ll never be more mature than you are. and if i’d had some late twenties girlblogger talk about how i was sexualizing myself or acting too adult i think i would’ve just worn lingerie to school the next day

randomingoftherandomness:

dreams85andmore:

OP is valid

orange-marzipan:

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

the actions I’m willing to excuse from a fictional character is determined by the vibe of the whole show/movie/book

exactly this @lukestarkillerisgay

[ID: A reply by @LukeStarkillerIsGay that reads: “one shows dealbreaker is another show’s ‘they’re just quirky.’” End ID]

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

apple-bottom-jeansx:

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

fibbunny:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

leolaroot:

*walking around between my mutuals desks* hi how are we doing over here? you guys need anything? *leans down and peeks at your posts* oh youre doing a great job with that picture! awesome job colouring :) is he a character from the cartoon you like? ohhh its called anime? well he looks so cool you did an awesome job.

I’m sorry, but you can’t hide this in the tags

#oh you’re done here? let me put it on the wall then so everyone can see it! *reblogs your post*

You’re all a delight to have

geormenia:

king steve taking billy’s virginity

moghedien:

“Magic can’t save my brother from being run over by a train! We have to shoot an arrow at it!”

thestarsofnyx:

any song hits harder when you apply it to friendships instead of romantic relationships

grimelords:

funk is a good genre cause the guy in this song just said “all names have been changed to protect.. the funky”