#this is great
Since you can’t be racist or sexist you may now be typist :)
OPPRESS ME NOW
Yes… okay. XSTPs are the worst. Just THE WORST. Especially ESTPs.
There take that, you Extraverted Sensor, you! Ha ha!
I bet you like to think too, don’t you? You practical piece of thinking sensing!
I just…. I don’t even know. I hope you feel the oppression.
-ISTP Bub
I have been OPPRESSED
DOWN WITH the typology bourgeois
Today I remembered something. Am I function appropriating? Am I appropriating Si dom/aux? Am I a shitlord?
Oooo I think you are. Talk to the Si dom/aux people, only they can decide for sure. Check your Ni privilege, girl.
I am the duaghter of an ESFJ, does it make a difference? I COME FROM A SI AUX BLOODLINE.
ESTP:
ESTJ:
ESFP:
ESFJ:
ENTP:
ENTJ:
ENFP:
ENFJ:
ISTP:
ISTJ:
ISFP:
ISFJ:
INTP:
INTJ:
INFP:
INFJ:
“The Greek god Apollo, for instance, seems to have begun as the Demon of a Mouse-fraternity in pre-Aryan totemistic Europe: he gradually rose in divine rank by force of arms, blackmail and fraud until he became the patron of Music, Poetry and the Arts and finally, in some regions at least, ousted his ‘father’ Zeus from the Sovereignty of the Universe by identifying himself with Belinus the intellectual God of Light.”
(Robert Graves, The White Goddess)
Sure, Graves. Whatever you say.
I think the problem is that you aren’t reading the illustrated edition, which is far more persuasive.
The Greek god Apollo seems to have begun as the Demon of a Mouse-fraternity in pre-Aryan totemistic Europe.
He gradually rose in divine rank by force of arms, blackmail and fraud until he became the patron of Music, Poetry and the Arts.
He finally, in some regions at least, ousted his ‘father’ Zeus from the Sovereignty of the Universe by identifying himself with Belinus the intellectual God of Light.
The sorcerer’s apprentice is actually actually about Apollo trying to overthrow Zeus: fact.
modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these
Jane Austen Map
we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack
The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out
Theory accepted
#which is why they’re always so sulky whenever he shows up………….#oh………….you found ur way back………………how nice…………….. (via @thisbrilliantsky)
Which is also why Gandalf is always late
but of course this is the absolute Least successful way to keep GANDALF of all people out, because-
- it’s a challenge
- that WON’T potentially kill him
which is really in short supply lately.
so while the hobbits think they are being hostile. what they are actually saying in Gandalf-speak is “please come back. we love you.”
Gandalf needs environmental enrichment
Based on @incorrectelectroclanquotes‘spost
Audio from Parks and Recreation
HOLY!!! SHIT!!! THIS!!! IS!!! INCREDIBLE!!! I’M!!! SO!!! DAMN!!! HAPPY!!! I’VE!!! WATCHED!!! IT!!! SEVEN!!! TIMES!!! ALREADY!!! THIS!!! IS!!! SO!!! GOOD!!!
I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”