#could you imagine pocket boy eating that whole thing

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rubbathetum:

Huge bitchin’ parfait concept



Look me in the eyes and tell me this wouldn’t be great

A giant parfait with:

Three spirals of soft serve

Strawberries

Three packs of pocky

22 scoops of ice cream (if I remember correctly)

Cake chunks

Mini waffles

AND a bottom layer of strawberry whipped cream.

I mean a peep goes on a trip, tries some shit, and then they spy that beautiful thing.

And they just can’t pass this chance up, so they order it and go to town on it for as long as they can.

Maybe they skip on some of the pocky, making their way past the soft serve and onto all that ice cream. By now their stomach’s hurting for sure, but their determined to finish as much as they could.

And I could see this ending a couple of ways..

They could end up actually finishing it all, but ending up with a horrible stomach ache from all the sugar they stuffed in their gut. And they probably end up throwing it up, I doubt many people could process all that stuff.


Or maybe they get sick halfway through, their way overstuffed belly like, physically can’t hold anymore and they just end up losing it all over themselves in the middle of the shop or in a crowded space while they try to find a bathroom.


OR They just sorta give up, but of course they still feel awful. Their left with a bloated, noisy, very upset tummy for the rest of the day with little to no relief. Even belly rubs won’t work after they’ve eaten so much junk.


I’m trash don’t look at me.

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