#oh fuck
its been a bit but i still need my dick sucked
Sorry I’ve been gone for awhile ❤
(He/him only)
Church steeple struck by lightning in Baltimore, MD on the morning of March 28th
Photo by Barbara Haddock Taylor of The Baltimore Sun
⚪️☀️
Dracula Daily is making a lot of people interested in reading Frankenstein as well and as someone with a certain level of scholarly expertise on the subject it is my strong suggestion that if you do, you read the 1818 version of the text. The other version, the 1831 version, is more common but is pretty heavily revised from Mary Shelley’s original 1818 version and vision of the text, even going so far as to include material that changes major themes of the book entirely (such as the 1831 text’s new emphasis on fate and destiny as opposed to failure and consequences). the 1818 version also contains a lot more scathing subject matter about the Frankenstein family, its insularity, its class, etc., and is generally the much more rewarding version for hungry sickos so yeah just my helpful opinion
*sigh*
oh woe is me, the struggles of being a whore.
Happy fucking birthday Duff.❤
the way they always just missed each other
maybe if one time they hadn’t, they’d have seen it
i’m so upset
My little hand gifs collection
Everyone who knows me knows I’m obsessed with hands, and along the way, I happened to make a few gifs (I’m bad at it). Today I decided to gather them all in one post.
Here are my favorites (Tumblr won’t let me put them all), followed by all the links to any post I ever made with a hand kink gif in it.
Also no gifs but hands :
Thanks so much for your help, @roonyxx. I don’t dare tagging many people because it is not super important but, at least to all the people that ever hand kink tortured me :
@holylulusworld@acklesterritory@chocolateheart@snowlovespie@teresa-67@lyss-dw79@b3autyfuldisast3r@verytoadpapersoul@ladywinchester1967@awkward-and-indecisive@myopiamystical @mollmom
You’ve seen this?
@charred-angelwings@waywardbaby@deandaydreaming@deanwanddamons@deanwinchesterswitch@samdeanbitchjerk
This is a glorious and blessed post! Thank you @jay-and-dean for making it, and thank you @mvdeanw for tagging me.
@thinkinghardhardlythinking@calaofnoldor@wayward-and-worn@siospins@princessmisery666@idreamofplaid@jerkbitchidjitassbutt
I AM WEAK!! you and this post are clearly out to get me @deanwinchesterswitch …and i’m very much here for it
I AM LITERALLY AT THE AIRPORT SALIVATING OVER SOFT DOM GYM REX.
Guys I’m SWEATING. I want him so bad
Someone DRAW
get ready everyone
George Costanza
Huge bitchin’ parfait concept
Look me in the eyes and tell me this wouldn’t be great
A giant parfait with:
Three spirals of soft serve
Strawberries
Three packs of pocky
22 scoops of ice cream (if I remember correctly)
Cake chunks
Mini waffles
AND a bottom layer of strawberry whipped cream.
I mean a peep goes on a trip, tries some shit, and then they spy that beautiful thing.
And they just can’t pass this chance up, so they order it and go to town on it for as long as they can.
Maybe they skip on some of the pocky, making their way past the soft serve and onto all that ice cream. By now their stomach’s hurting for sure, but their determined to finish as much as they could.
And I could see this ending a couple of ways..
They could end up actually finishing it all, but ending up with a horrible stomach ache from all the sugar they stuffed in their gut. And they probably end up throwing it up, I doubt many people could process all that stuff.
Or maybe they get sick halfway through, their way overstuffed belly like, physically can’t hold anymore and they just end up losing it all over themselves in the middle of the shop or in a crowded space while they try to find a bathroom.
OR They just sorta give up, but of course they still feel awful. Their left with a bloated, noisy, very upset tummy for the rest of the day with little to no relief. Even belly rubs won’t work after they’ve eaten so much junk.
I’m trash don’t look at me.
Mary Oliver, “The Kingfisher.” Owls and Other Fantasies