Vampires and werewolves may be ancient enemies, but there’s one thing that they agree on: cereal promotion. In this 1994 commercial for Count Chocula, the milk-sucking fangster promotes his then-new gimmick, werewolf marshmallows! It sure was a swell addition, but it does make you wonder whatever happened to Fruit Brute… (I heard he got a job as a disc jockey.)
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
places a hand on me cheek
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time
Hey there, my little Halloweenies. Long-time followers of the blog will remember that for the last few years, thechrishaley and myself have done a collaborative mix in honor of the spooooky season of Samhain. This year, I dropped the ball and also we ran out of General Mills cereal characters, so I instead offer up all five of our previous terrifyingly terrific mixtapes.
General Mills Cereal Monster Vac-Tastic Masks! Ok, they’re not really masks… unless you have a very large head. These things are 19-inches tall… and I kinda want ‘em all! Each mask comes with an awesome display box… and best of all… a FREE SPOON!
