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Reiji: You love me, right, Ai-Ai?

Ai: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Ai: You have to apologize to Camus.

Ranmaru:Fine.

Ranmaru: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever.

Ai: Ranmaru, keep an eye on Reiji today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Ranmaru: Sure, I’d love to see Reiji get punched.

Ai: Try again.

Ranmaru, sighing: I will stop Reiji from getting punched.

Syo: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and 'mad’?

Ai: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Yamato:Smad.

Reiji: How did none of you heard what I just said?

Ranmaru: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Camus: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ai: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Ranmaru:[Screams]

Camus: [Screams louder to assert dominance]

Reiji: Shouldn’t we do something?!

Ai, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Reiji: I’m 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Ai: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Reiji: Jokes on you, I can’t do math.

Reiji: I’m incredibly fast at math.

Ai: Calculate 30x17.

Reiji:47.

Ai: That’s not even close.

Reiji: But it was fast.