#cousincest
You thought it was your cute little cousin Yuji pressing up against your back and pinning you to the counter with his strong arms wrapping around your waist. All you could think about was how much he’s grown up already. So different from the rowdy little kid from back then. He’s so much bigger, taller, and his voice deeper.
Until he spoke in such an unexpectedly deep sinistervoice.
“Ah, so she’s the one you’ve been trying to keep from me.”
Suddenly, you found yourself unable to breathe properly from how tight he’s squeezing you and-
There’s something hard.. and big poking at your thigh.
“Y-Yu-chan?”
“Quiet. He’s not here.”
Normally it might be rude to return a birthday gift, but when the gift is oral sex from relatives, it’s an exception.
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What are you doing New Years? New Years Eve?
I will be getting drunk, but probably not be hooking up with a cousin. Still, you never know.
But I do have some captions queued up, not as many as Christmas, but enough to hopefully get you in the mood to celebrate better than I will.
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The best way to thank your cousin would be to share with him nudes of the hot girl you’re banging. Just make sure to crop out the face.
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“Girls… somebody linked me to this viral video of two girls doing vulgar vulgar things on the subway, and they look a lot like you. Now, I don’t want to bother your mother with this, It would break her heart, but I think I should… unless you can think of a good way to convince me why not?”
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Remember, if you’ve got friends who are an incestuous relationship, what they could really use is your acceptance and support and maybe a house they can go to where they can make out without anyone else finding out.
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A lot of shows are like incest, you get more out of it if you just set aside some time and just binge as long as you’re able.
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