#crime man
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!
*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there.
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
- shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
- A black domino mask
- A dark grey wool hat
- a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
- a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
¿ what are his Powers?
Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.
By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.
op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!
*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there.
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
- shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
- A black domino mask
- A dark grey wool hat
- a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
- a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
¿ what are his Powers?
Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.
By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.
op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.
All of you people reblogging this version of the post should check out Crime Man on AO3
I try to update it 2-3 times a week!
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!
*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there.
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
- shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
- A black domino mask
- A dark grey wool hat
- a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
- a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
¿ what are his Powers?
Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.
By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.
op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.
All of you people reblogging this version of the post should check out Crime Man on AO3
I try to update it 2-3 times a week!
If you’ve seen or made Crime Man fanart, I’d love to see it. PM it to me or @ me in it on Tumblr or Twitter.
Also if you’ve read and enjoyed the story on AO3, please leave a kudos and a write a comment. It really helps!
And if you could reblog this post and spread word of mouth about the story, that’s wonderful.
Thank you very much!
Op where’s his bf? His Partner In Crime if you will?
