#cringe post
Attention all Zutarians!!!
You’ve all heard of Euphoria high, Squidward’s Community College, and the infamous Clown School, but now it’s time for….
Yes, ZUTARA SCHOOL!!!❤❤
We have a great faculty of educators who are greatly knowledgeable on the best ship in cartoon history
The schedule of classes consists of:
LUNCH TIME 12:30
Pick from our menu with both options of dishes that come from the FN and SWT
Remainder of Classes:
Now Zutara School isn’t all fun and games. While attending here, you must follow a dress code.
If you don’t , you will be sent to the Principal…
DR. WANG FIRE
If you refuse to comply with dress code you will have to spend some time in detention with…
THE GORLS
There you will be forced to watch the kiss scene and you will have to recite a scripture from Bryke’s bible
Don’t be too sad, you can still head to the school’s Library!
Wan Shi Tong will be happy to assist you in the many fanfics and lore of Zutara but …
DON’T BRING UP NO SHIP WARS!!!! He will not hear it!!!
BUT
If you do have any canon complaints, just head down to the Guidance Counselor Joo Dee. Shhh shhh she knows, “There’s no Kataang in ba sing se ;)
So please drop out of real school and come to Zutara School! Tuition is free!!!!
HAPPY ZUTARA MONTH
