I think if you think Dale’s level of conspiracy theories stop or begin at real life conspiracy theories you haven’t actually paid attention to anything he’s said. He doesn’t vote, he’s never showed any interest in connie (aka he can’t be a libertarian), and the only real life conspiracy theory he ever had was about the president, which was killed on camera, not actually dying.
He believes himself to be a warrior clone from the future. He buys “alien urine piss,” learned to speak Russian, and inhales chemicals that should have killed him 20 years ago.
If you went to dale and told him some shit like “covid isn’t real theyre trying to microchip you!” He’d be like, “thats exactly what you’d say if you wanted to get me sick from covid and microchip me yourself you damn lunatic!!” And come at you with a subpar karate chop that you wouldn’t even feel.
The man loves alien conspiracy theories and doesn’t even believe in the most common one being that they built the pyramids
This is the type of thing he believes. The pyramids were built on their fucking side, not by aliens.
No fuck off. Dale gribble is a loving kind man who openly accepts his father for being gay. Dale gribble is a good man who has some crazy ideas but very few are actively harmful to others and he would never vote for trump ever. He would absolutely believe (and be correct) that trumps Fandom is a cult. Fuck this post.
