#dandelion
Reblog and pick a weapon for the previous person
clouds basterd sword from FF7
Geralt’s swords
thank you for this.
a shirtless jaskier sketch literally no one asked for
currently internally screaming.
I’m so in love with him oh my goddd
I could talk with him for hours
Or simply sit and read enjoying each other’s presence in a shared space
Oh my godd I would pay so much money to speak to him he just seems to have such an amazing personality.
This isn’t mine ( I found it on pintrest). And credits to whoever made this absolute work of art, but this was to perfect not to post.
(Update: art belongs to Ena Lorenzo ^____^)
I’m so in love with him oh my goddd
I love it when the spring flowers start popping up in the fields
Dandelions are cute :3
In past years, I would pick the heads from really fresh dandelions and make a dandelion cordial. I have too many other obligations to do that this year, but the yard has some lovely dandelions.
I’m Coming Back For That Pint (Jaskier x reader)
Synopsis: The bard performs every night at the pub you work at, and you’re a little worried for him. SOME SEASON 2 SPOILERS
Content warning: alcohol, mentions of sexual harrassment and cheating
THE WITCHER MASTERLIST|GENERAL MASTERLIST
You danced across the room, dodging swinging arms and splashes of ale as you refilled glasses through cheers of More. Drunkards congregated around tables, filling the air with hubbub and sloppy talk.
What for do you yearn?
The familiar strumming brought a smile to your face as you swiped empty tankards off the tabletops, stacking them high on your tray. You dumped them on the bar, swapping for another tray piled anew.
It’s the point of no return
You darted around the lusty eyes and groping hands as men drowned in their drunkenness, worsening your own job as you plied them with more drink. Avoiding eye contact, they grew bolder, chuckling at snide and bawdy jokes. You had heard every one of them before, each one chased away with a laugh and movement to refill someone else’s tankard.
After everything we did, we saw
Pollekin, one of your regular’s wife, grabbed the hat off the bard’s head as he leant back against her. Her husband tightened his grip on the tankard, knuckles turning white as he glowered. God, what a filthy look.
You turned your back on me
You offered him another drink, dunking it in the barrel and returning the sopping cup to him. When the men had their bellies filled with ale, their inflated ego was dampened. The slop of the cheap liquid on the table turned his head, dizzy eyes focused back on the tankard.
What for do you yearn?
The bard stepped onto the table, front leg bent as he leant into the song. He bared his teeth, scrunching his face as he drew out the words.
Watch that butcher burn
He leapt over the table, cheers echoing throughout in the bar as the audience was swept up in the emotion of the music. He sure as hell could perform; this was about the 50th time you had heard this, and you still weren’t sick of it.
At the end of my days when I’m through, no word that I’ve written will ring quite as true
The bard turned to face his audience, arms outstretched as he belted.
As “Burn”
A banging of tankards on the table next to you broke you out of whatever spell he had put you under, the rhythmic thumping a reminder of your duties. You tugged the filthy rag from your belt, mopping up the puddles on the table as they continued to splatter the ale.
Burn, butcher, burn
The audience joined in, voices raucous and not particularly in tune, but a good sign of a night full of tips to come. You forced back the flicker of disgust as you brushed past a particularly grabby group, pulling your skirt out of their grasping hands.
Burn, butcher, burn
You hummed softly, catching Lefric’s knowing grin from behind the bar. You shook your head, a disobedient grin twitching at the corner of your lips.
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
Your motions slowed as you were lulled by the slowing tempo, gaze firmly affixed on the bard drifting from present.
Watch me burn all the memories of you
The bard’s voice trailed off to a whisper. As his voice broke, so did your heart, a dull pain shooting through your chest. He settled on a stool near the edge of the stage, eyes gazing off into the middle distance as the pubgoers erupted into applause.
He stood up, forcing a weak smile as he broke free from whatever powerful emotion had him entrapped. “Thank you!”
You rushed over to the bar, grabbing a few empty tankards carelessly from the tables. Lefric elbowed you with a smirk, and you responded with a mutinous glare, jaw set, and eyes narrowed. A cough at the bar had you schooling your features, heat creeping up the back of your neck.
“What can I get you?” You couldn’t help yourself from leaning forward, bewitched by the bard’s brooding gaze.
“Just a pint of whatever ale you have.” The bard was despondent tonight, avoiding conversation as his fans came flocking.
Lefric waved them off with calls of ‘Closing time in 10 minutes’, flipping the OPEN sign around on the bar. The men grumbled, pulling their wives away as the bard remained unresponsive to their flirtatious charms. Pollekin tried the hardest, bottom lip jutting out when he refused to even look at her. She threw the hat onto the chair as she dragged her poor husband out, muttering curses towards the man who slighted her.
You thumped the tankard on the table, ale slopping over the sides. He glanced up, murmuring a word of thanks. Your interactions so far had always been a little more exuberant, filled with flirting that would make a whore blush and your laughter as you brushed him aside.
“Jaskier?”
The bard jolted at the sound of his name, turning to face you with a tired rendition of his most seductive look. “How can I help you, sweetheart?”
You wrinkled your nose. That wasn’t quite what you were after. “Are you alright?”
“Yes, all my songs have no actual basis in reality, yada, yada, you’ve heard the spiel before.” The bard grimaced, tone dripping with grumpiness. He glanced at you, irritation shrinking as he met your eyes.
“More ale?” You refilled his cup without waiting for an answer, catching the glares sent your way by jilted wives and their jealous husbands.
Lefric shooed them out, threatening them with a ban as they grumbled.
You sighed. “I meant right now though.”
“Fine, yeah, absolutely. I just-” He hesitated, before shaking his head.
You waited. Raised an eyebrow as he remained silent. “Alright, never mind. But if you fancy a confidante, I promise that as a barmaid I’ve heard far worse things than anything that might come out of your mouth.”
You swiped the tankard out of his hand, ignoring his protests. “Now, come on, you can’t get too drunk on me now, Sandpiper. You can come back to finish this off later, and I’ll be here to refill your cup and hear your stories.”
He stammered a response, coming up with some sort of thanks as he headed towards the door. He rounded up the elves in the darkened parts of the room as he did, glancing once, twice, thrice out the door for soldiers.
Lefric turned a blind eye to all the bard was up to, happy enough with the income and unhappy enough with the treatment of the elves to just let it pass. You wanted to help far more than you were, but all you could do was distract any soldiers or nosy neighbours who started to get suspicious.
Jaskier stopped at the door, his smile back in full force. “I’m coming back for that pint.”
And you both knew that promised a lot more than just a drink.
“I’ll be waiting.”
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