#darius daemonne

Official first day at Hexside

Hunter: You’re not going with me?

Darius: I’m not your father Hunter

Darius: [handing Hunter a bird themed lunchbox] Here’s your lunch. I’ll pick you up at 3:00. Make sure to be careful at flyer derby practice

I just think it would be really funny if Hunter could understand Eberwolf the same way Darius does, it would just be like⬇

Eberwolf: [doing a bunch of little growls]

Hunter: [taking notes] Really? That’s fascinating. I’ll have to do some research on that

Everyone else: [confused staring] …

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Eberwolf: [making a bunch of wild gestures while riding on Hunter’s shoulder]

Hunter: Wow, rolling in mud is good for mental health AND your skin? Maybe I should-

Darius: [germaphobe senses tingling] Do not tell him that!

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Eberwolf: [growling like a bulldog]

Hunter: [nodding] You are so right. Green definitely isn’t Darius’ color

Darius: IT BRINGS OUT MY EYES!!!

Ok, real talk

If toh was PG-13 and you could add one F-bomb, what character would you give it to and what line would it be?

For example: Darius “You’ll pay for what you did to my fucking cloak!”

Reblog with your answer

Toh headcanon

At some point after the series, Raine, Eda and Eberwolf get this shirt for Darius as a gag gift⬇

Jokes on them though because Darius secretly likes it

Darius: Hunter isn’t my son. He is a former coworker. That is ALL

Raine: Hunter just got a bag of Hot & Spicy Hex Mix

Darius: [frantically running to Hunter] NO, HUNTER! GIVE ME THAT! It will make your stomach hurt and then cause you to pass out!

Raine: Yep, definitely aren’t his dad

Eberwolf: [little gremlin snickering]