#date night

stockholmgf:

stockholmgf:

don’t tell me you think i’m cute if you’re not planning my abduction as you speak. actions speak louder than words <3

“do you want to go on a date?” =

“stop screaming, don’t make me hurt you.” whilst shoving me into the trunk of your car = ☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️

New Competition: Sharing is Caring

mintedaisies:

date idea: when you get your collar, I take you to the nearest pet store, have you choose the dog tag and help me decide just what to engrave on it. later, when we get home, I’ll put it on your collar and test out just how much it jingles when I fuck you

stagintrepid:

stagintrepid:

Date night

When you bring small dickletted Hubby as a bodyguard … fail of the month.