You know you have GI Dysmotility when…

I just looked up the “normal” digestion times for different foods to make it completely through your system…

This is fake right? Like that’s not real at all is it? LOL wtf?! Who’s digestive tract really works like that? I’m…so… whaaaat? No? Whaaat? Nuuuooo…pffft… Really? I just… ooookaaaay… um… welp…