“Normal” people: Eating and enjoying veggies to stay regular.

Me with GI dysmotility: Poopin’ the asteroid that murdered the dinosaurs because I decided one time that I missed green beans & mixed veggies too much to say no.

You know you have GI Dysmotility when…

I just looked up the “normal” digestion times for different foods to make it completely through your system…

This is fake right? Like that’s not real at all is it? LOL wtf?! Who’s digestive tract really works like that? I’m…so… whaaaat? No? Whaaat? Nuuuooo…pffft… Really? I just… ooookaaaay… um… welp…