#demon slayer headcanon

• tengen uzui with his black gf tho. taking your bonnet and scarves you wear to bed and bedazzling them himself thinking he’s doing a good thing. presents them to you and everything smirking like he so damn proud of himself.

• and you have to laugh at him like no mf i need to fucking sleep in these. this shit is gonna give me a headache. and they’ll snag on your pillowcases ur dumb af??!

• he’s probably irritated at ur response and snatches them from you and calls you a snore fest but gets back to plotting immediately

• so next best thing, he gets you grade A 100% mulberry silk handmade silk scarves and bonnets in every color with Goddess Of Flamboyance embroidered in the band.

• …and gets his own with God Of Glam on them.

what can i say i love this idiotass