[id: frisk is stepping towards an echo flower, tall blue plants and glowing pink particles around them and in heavy shadow. behind them, the shadow of undyne is visible, slowly moving towards them. the echo flower says, “Behind you…” /end id]
[id: dominic and randy marijuana, both blaseball players. dominic is a fair-skinned man with short ashy brown hair dyed an electric teal at the ends. he is wearing the pink-and-blue uniform of the millennials, and his nails are painted purple. randy has pointed horns and red skin, his hair long and dark. he wears the gold-and-navy uniform of the jazz hands. both players are kneeling, embracing one another tightly; they are wreathed in white-hot flame. dominic is crying. end id]
oh, when the sky comes falling down, for you, there’s nothing in this world i wouldn’t do
[id: digital artwork of gordon freeman from hlvrai. he wears his metallic orange hev suit, and he is in the middle of pulling his long, curly hair up into a bun with both hands. his eyes are closed and his brow furrowed; blood drips from his nose and from a gash on his forehead. around him float glistening bubbles of the black mesa sweet voice, in a gradient from blue to green. end id]
[id: two very similar images, both digital artwork of hera from wolf 359. she is a blue, android-like person, covered in complex panelling, joints, and ports. her ‘hair’ is half-up half-down, although both her ‘hair’ and undereyes have patterning like a circuitboard. colorful wires are visible on her arms, with usb-style plugs hanging off of them. she is looking towards the viewer, one hand pressed to the base of her throat. in the second image, parts of her body are glitched out with colorful stripes. end id]
[id: two panels depicting bea casely and brenda bentley from arden. they are standing outside in the forest, looking up at the night sky. brenda, on the left, is taller, her dark hair loose around her shoulders; she is wearing ufo earrings and a red jacket with a 5-stripe lesbian flag patch on the shoulder. bea, on the right, is freckled, her red hair pulled into a braid; she wears a gray coat and a blue scarf. the two images are very similar, but in the first both women are looking at the stars, while in the second they are looking at each other and blushing. end id]
[id: bea casely and brenda bentley from arden. the two women are facing one another, brows furrowed but smiling as if in friendly bickering. bea is on the left; she’s shorter, wearing a pale blue dress shirt, and her long red hair is pulled into a tight braid. brenda is on the right; she wears a red tank top, her dark hair in a messy bun, and she has an earring shaped like a lemon wedge. behind them are capital letters reading, “arden.” end id]
[ID: A comic featuring a long-haired person with a neutral expression sitting on a couch. They have a large thought bubble that says “Daydream plot involving fictional characters.” They start to frown when another bubble filled with the cramped text “Stress about work / Responsib… / Money / Chores / Anxiety” appears next to the daydream thought bubble and crowds it. The full anxious bubble is shown, and it reads: “Did I forget someth… / Stress about work / I need to work out / Responsibilities/Money/ I have an appointment / Check my email? / Chores/Anxiety / Need to go to the store.” The person’s hand suddenly shoots up to grab the stress bubble in a tight grip.
Their face is obscured as they kneel on the floor, the thought bubble lying in front of them,and raise a baseball bat high. They slam the baseball bat down, shattering the bubble, and stay like that for a second. Then they return to the couch, blank expression returned and the bat leaning by their side, and go back to their daydream. End ID]
When someone says something reminded them of you. You know
[ID: A comic with simply drawn people. One says with a smile, “Hey this reminded me of you.” The second person, who has curly hair, looks surprised and then looks down with a pleased smile and slight blush. A thought bubble that fills their whole head says, “The fact that you thought of me outside of our physical presence fills me with joy, I exist in your mind as you do in mine. Human relationships have such an impact in our lives even in the smallest ways and it is such a beautiful thing I love you and the world.”
this is the only funny youtube comment section on the planet
[ID: A series of screenshots from YouTube. The first shows a video titled “Two fair men lie in water” by Jeaney Collects. It displays a Tumblr post by @FluidPuck that reads: “Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.”
The following images are comments that read:
The Unbalanced Charge: A man sits on his porch when a woman’s voice is heard, Into her phone, a quickly spoken single line she states, Curious, the man repeats her hasty string of words, And he discovers, to his surprise, they were in fact roommates
Plato Aristocles: Thine mother, upon witnessing hands grasped upon a weapon most foul, demands an recompense, “What dost thou burden?!” “Mine knaife!” “Twas not!’ she bellowed.
Paolo Ortiz: The trickster persuaded his fond brethren for some frozen treat inside a generous fridge Weary of his foul actions that could have preceded with no care, grants a single but conditioned wish: Said treat shall only contain the amount thine spoon could gather, for anymore could not let anyone proceed forth But the mischievous being stretching his wicked smile, showed a comically titanic wand he could use to defile it whole.
Eliza Keating: Halt, thee, and no more! Given the art and degree of thine actions, ‘tis only pure chance that my Frankish pastry did not slip my grasp!
BlazerHeata: "I witnessed you accompanying the maiden Kaitlyn alone yesterday!” The woman accused, her voice shrill in betrayal. “R-Rebecca, tis not as you speak!” The man cried, yet his lady paid no mind to his protests, brandishing her saber. “I shan’t falter, you dog!” Rebecca exclaimed hysterically, slashing the man through. End ID]
[ID: A three by three alignment chart. The rows read as follows:
Lawful good: A key line from the fic. Neutral good: Short And Subtle Lyric or Phrase. Chaotic good: A Pun.
Lawful neutral: Tropes (like 5+1). True neutral: One Word Title. Chaotic neutral: Really Long Song Lyric Titles With Brackets.
Lawful evil: Titles that just tell the whole plot in one sentence with nothing else added. Neutral evil: Titles In A Different Language To The Fic. Chaotic evil: “The [blank] Fic”. End ID]
[ID: Image one is art of a white weasel leaning back on a chair holding a mug with a satisfied smile. They are looking at a laptop on a table in front of them. An arrow pointing to them reads: “Me knowing I reblogged good stuff that day because my mutual proceeds to reblog all of it when they log on.”
Image two is the same art, but the label is edited so now it reads: “Me knowing I reblogged absolute cringe that is going to do targeted psychic damage to my friends.”
Image three is again the same art, now with the text edited to read: Me knowing I reblogged absolute cringe that is going to do targeted psychic damage to my friends because my mutual proceeds to reblog all of it when they log on.“ End ID]
[ID: A comic in flat color with a caption on each panel. First is a shot of a flower bud- “The more I look for beauty”- The bud grows and opens to reveal red petals- “The more I find it”- The flower starts to open, revealing a red rose- “The more I share it”- Many roses in full bloom- “The more it grows.”
The full text reads: “The more I look for beauty / The more I find it / The more I share it / The more it grows.” End ID]
[ID: Image one is a gif of Kermit, who’s first smiling and then whose face folds to portray almost comical horror. It zooms in as he stares. Image two is a screenshot of tags that reads: “#gifs #yeah kermit would know about ham fisting wouldn’t he.” End ID]
anyone have that pic of the teacher putting his fist in his mouth and the blackboard says “HYPOTHESIS: I can fit my fist in my mouth”
maybe one of the funniest pictures ever taken
hold on. that reblog is the ONLY post on this motherfucker’s blog. just been holding that pic waiting to strike
They are the only person using this site correctly
[ID: A photo of a professor standing in front of a chalkboard that says: “Theorem: I have a big mouth. Proof:” He’s standing right next to the word “proof” and shoving his fist into his mouth. End ID]
ID: a digital bust drawing of Jon, a person with long black and white hair in a low bun, wearing a sweater striped like the nonbinary flag (yellow, white, purple, black), smiling widely and flapping their hand in a happy stim. End ID
ID: a digital linedrawing of Martin Blackwood, a tall and fat man with short hair in a buzzcut and round glasses, sitting crosslegged on a stretcher in the archives. He wears mismatched socks, possibly handmade, sweatpants and a jumper. He’s knitting what so far looks like a square. The wall behind him is covered in filing cabinets with labels or sticky notes on some. Beneath his stretcher lies a CO2 fire extinguisher, a lamp, and a mug of tea. End ID
Funniest thing about tma is that Jon could be doing literally anything while recording a statement.
To me Jon seems like the type where he could do anything with a serious face, studiously ignoring that it is anything but normal. If you call him out on it he looks/glares at you like “what? I’m just doing a Normal Activity” regardless of how weird his current action is.
Jon is recording a statement crouched on top of a filing cabinet while holding a cat and yet he looks at Tim like he’s the weird one for pointing it out.
(It’s just logical Tim, the cat wanted to stay up there and I wanted to pet him. And I can’t just stop working, have you seen the state of these Archives-)
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Maybe a bit less odd looking than “crouched on a filing cabinet” but this was my immediate mental image
[ID: a digital line drawing of Jon sitting on top of a bookshelf, petting a sleeping cat while recording a statement. Jon’s legs hang down, beneath him is a chair with an upside down crate on top of it, next to the cat is a box of files. A speech bubble coming from Jon holds a partial screenshot of the transcript from episode 29 - Cheating Death. ED]
I’m going to do a complete piece that doesn’t have Jon in it for once
By talos this can’t be happening
[ID: A digital drawing of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives in the lonely. Martin is white and fat with blond curly hair, round glasses, dark blue trousers, a muted blue sweater and a large brown coat. Most of the drawing is covered in dense swirling fog, at the bottom left a small strip of sea and sand is visible. The visible strip of sand is at most 3 feet wide. Martin stands on the beach with a wide stance and his hands deep in his coat pockets, he’s staring out at the sea. From behind him, out of the fog, an arm reaches to him. The hand, belonging to Jon, is brown and scarred, the arm is covered in a red sweater sleeve. /ED]
Completely unrelated to whether or not you like their music, you have to respect this energy.
[ID: An excerpt from an article that reads: “The 16 December issue of Kerrang! saw My Chemical Romance sweep the boards at the magazine’s annual end-of-year poll. Illustrating the polarising effect that My Chem have, the quintet topped the ‘Best Band’ and 'Worst Band’ categories, as well as the polls for the best and worst things about 2006. Similarly, The Black Parade was named as both best and worst album of the year, while Gerard was installed as both 'Hero’ and 'Villain’ of 2006. Additionally, the silver-haired vocalist topped the 'Sexiest Male’ category and made an unexpected fourth-place showing on the 'Sexiest Female’ category — from which he was ultimately disqualified, on the grounds of not actually being a woman.” End ID]
[ID: A photo of Gerard Way performing on 6-9-2022. They’re wearing a floor-length poncho and are singing with their other hand flopped forward. Edited in front of him is the crystal orb and table from the “pondering my orb” meme. End ID]
[ID: Miraculous Ladybug fanart of Lyla, Chloe, and Félix as the Heathers. Lyla crosses her arms with a slight smile and is labeled with the word “Gaslight” in sparkly cursive font. Next, Chloe sneers and holds up a peace sign with the text “Gatekeep” overlaid. Finally, Félix grins to the side and is labeled “Girlboss.” End ID]
[ID: A digital painting of Jon Sims recording under a blanket. Jon is a thin brown man with long hair who looks very tired. In his other arm is the Admiral, a smiling gray cat. The lighting is soft. End ID]
[ID: A TMA comic with Jon and Martin. Martin holds out a sweater with a delighted expression as Jon stands in front of him. The sweater says “Sorry Boys… This ArchivistisTaken.”Jon says, “No.” The next panel is of him crossing his arms and wearing the sweater, looking very tired. End ID]
this episode was p weird and i wasn’t really in the mood to draw it so here. have a supplemental gertrude doing her shopping
[ID: Grayscale TMA fanart of Gertrude Robinson in her office. She’s a short old woman with her hair in a bun, and the only light in the room comes from her laptop. She has a cartoonishly devious expression that resembles the devious smile emoticon, and her typing is labeled “shopping 4 explosives.” End ID]
[Caption transcript: MAG 66 - Held in Customs
doodle 66/200; days left 26/110
this episode was p weird and i wasn’t really in the mood to draw it so here. have a supplemental gertrude doing her shopping]
TMA AU where jon comes back from america with a really tacky hot topic ring on his ring finger. months later someone finally asks and hes just like. oh, yeah, i married gerard keay in las vegas. he wanted to spit on his eugenics obsessed homophobic mothers grave one more time. dont think its legally binding since he was dead at the time, but i changed keay to sims in all his database cross-references in honor of his decision. trevor herbert and julia mauntauk were our witnesses - oh, they’re avatars of the hunt now, by the way. very close father-daughter relationship, it was really sweet to see once they stopped holding us hostage. trevor gave a really nice best man speech, i was touched. julia let me wear her leather jacket for the ceremony so gerry and i could match. one of the anatomy students was there, and later i got a congratulations card from nikola orsinov,,, actually, i have the wedding party on tape, as well as the screaming phone call i got from elias ten minutes later do you want to listen to it
u see, thats WHY martin is jealous about oliver. hes just like: jon, the last time i let u alone with a hot undead goth u got a proposal in under half an hour. and i know FOR A FACT that you and this OLIVER character were in the same room alone for at least twenty minutes when one of you was dead and i know to be wary of that now. god knows what effect that had on him. i swear to the fucking fear gods if we walk into this corpse root hellscape and hes got anything that even remotely LOOKS like a wedding trellis set up im aligning with the desolation
jon, quietly putting the cool post-apocalyptic rock he found that reminded him of olivers eyes back in his pocket: sure thing martin. im sure that wont happen
[ID: Image one is a hazy photo of the drumset for the 6-9-22 My Chemical Romance show. A paper is taped to the drumset. Image two is a clearer photo of the drums, which shows that there is a huge block of text in small font on the page. End ID]
[ID: A tweet thread. First is a photoset posted by a cropped user of Sakura in Boruto. She says with a fond smile, “You can call it a date, but it only lasted two and a half minutes. It does bring back memories… But Sasuke’s probably forgotten.”
The following thread reads:
LJ@trig_is_mad: (Replying to @chilliefrieF) If the date was with Naruto it would’ve lasted 3 hours+ the whole night no shade just being real
onyonz @thelaneet: The date would last 0 hours and 0 seconds for Sakura never gave Naruto a chance. Just being real.
@trig_is_mad: Girl I’m talking about Naruto and Sasuke. End ID]
Well, that should teach a man to mess with me, he was never seen again and I’m still wandering the beach | Edward “The Kraken” Teach + The Lighthouse by Halsey
[VD: An edit of Ed from Our Flag Means death set to “The Lighthouse” by Halsey. End ID]
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