#desmond harrington

Geoff:You’ve got a hard-on for everything.
Mike:Not for you, mate.

Perfect.

Geoff & Mike

Suck it off, big boy.

The more they talk about girls, the harder I ship them.

Essential shirtlessness.

Geoff: *grabby hands*
Mike: *anticipation*

Nice legs. The Hole has that annoying must-have-man-at-any-cost “plot” and the police are depicted as less than clever, but the actors are charming. I love seeing Laurence play such a bouncy and carefree (well, at least until things go wrong) character for a change. And I love that this film shows more male than female nudity. I mean, how often does that happen?

Geoff:What are you having then?
Mike: I’m not really hungry.
Geoff:You’ve got to have something eventually.

Food/eating = sex? Anyway, Geoff’s jealous because Mike wants to eat Liz’s sausages rather than the salty pasta he’s cooking. Erm… I think I’ll let that one simmer.

Mike:You’re going in there?
Geoff:Of course I’m going in there. See you inside.

Everything is buttsex subtext. At least according to Sherlock meta.

There should be happy Geoff/Mike fic.

It’s a homoerotic thing.

i don’t want to be them, they want to be me