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The Art Of Devil May Cry 5

Nero

Everyone else in photomode taking awesome action shots.

Then there’s me:

I MUST EXPLODE!!!!!

2001 & 2019

4 days remain.

When you try to take a photo with your nephew but he shoots you.

*Looks at today’s date*

Ohhh look! Today is dead weight day.

I’m seriously going to call it this every year.

“If our positions were switched” AU

Random facts:

Vergil and Lady: Vergil likes Lady like a sibling she reminds him so much of Dante the sass, the cockynes and the love of GUNS…expect they both eat unhealthy things he’s trying to help her with that.

Dante: in this universe he doesn’t change much he’s still cocky as hell and still loves to fight expect he’s apathetic towards anyone weaker than him thou he doesn’t think he’s better than them like normal vergil, he just wants more power so he can survive and take on bigger threats, he still kills demons for money but he also kills humans for money as well but not many approach for work since he lacks ambition for the work so he’s hard to get too

(Sorry for being gone so long)

If our positions were switched au:

(Yes I’m back)

Now let’s talk the poster boy himself Dante… for this version he’s pretty much the same except he hates humans because his mother for looking for vergil and not him-(you know the answer to this and it’s not true)- ever since that the fun loving brother of the demon hunter vergil was gone that day…years later dante would still kill for money but he would mercenary so he would kill human and demon targets but he’s inpatient and doesn’t follow orders that well but he gets the job done so he’s rarely hired by people….he thanks his father for his demon powers and that’s cause rest is a curse for him because of his Sparta blood demons are always finding him but it keeps his skills sharp