#jackpot
Reblog if you like a cum slut
A character by @dragonitusdraws, because my friends have a nasty habit of making characters that are directly targeted at me personally
Part Two of Long Shot
Pivot|Masterlist | The Right Foot
Pairing: Stewy Hosseini x Reader
Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. I will block minors interacting with this work.
Length: 8.7K
Notes: Fuck it, second part of the Stewy Hosseini fic
Warnings: Cursing, angst, a racist comment (made by none of the characters actually in the chapter), casual drug use (cocaine), Chaotic Bisexual Stewy Hosseini, spoilers for the show. Set toward the end of season 1 and into season 2. Slow burn. Shocker, I know.
Not beta-read. I know, another shocker.
Summary: You’d hoped that things would ease up after the takeover announcement, once Stewy was back in the States, but if anything, it’s been getting worse.
“…How does he look so fucking pristine?” You ask in tired wonderment.
“It’s the hair. If his hair didn’t look so good, he’d seem nuts. Trust me, when his hair looked spiky after an all-nighter at school—not good,” Michael says, leaning back in his chair. The two of you consider Stewy as you watch his PGM interview.“My focus is bringing Waystar Royco to its full earning potential.” The sound of Stewy’s voice is a little tinny through the tv in the conference room, but it’s still an annoyingly pleasing sound.
“It’s the beard, too,” Michael adds. “I mean, it’s gotta be.”
“Is Logan Roy fit to run a 21st century media organization?”
“No,” You and Michael answer Stewy in unison, despite the fact that Stewy can neither see nor hear you.“Fucking—old man yelling down the television well,” Michael adds, sitting up and reaching for his laptop.
“Let me just make it very clear: Kendall Roy is no longer relevant. Now in regards to Sandy Furness, 100%—”Michael reaches out, plucking up the remote and muting him. You keep your eyes on the subtitles, eyes darting between them and Stewy’s lips as you try match them up, despite the subtitled lag. Maybe it’s for sport, maybe it’s because the guy’s got nice lips—but it’s probably just because you really don’t want to work on the five other things you’ve got on your plate at the moment.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS IMMACULATE!
Stewy being a big bitch about Colbert then maybe feeling a teensy bit bad after seeing her reaction. (Michael is such a taint licker. I get it, he’s doing his job and pleasing the client but still)
Then when he followed them to Vegas!
We stan bi Stewy (as it should be)
Reader does have her ideas about Stewy but knowing he wants her to see more of him makes my heart do things.
Teeniest: *gasp*! That @dailygulpin is eatin’ all the food! Not the cheese platter!
Jackpot: Isn’t that what you were going to do?
Teeniest: This will not stand!
Jackpot: …What?
Teeniest: Stay back, kid, I’m goin’ in.
Eevee:Wonder! I thought it was a neat and fitting name!
Togedemaru:Jackpot! I really liked the whole #777 thing that was pointed out!
Oh!
The eggs have hatched! A little male Togedemaru and a Shiny female Eevee!
Normal and Shiny are very pleased to meet these babies! Teeniest is a little worried that this means less food for them, but these newbies are kinda cute.
Frowny is Very Concerned about the new Steel Type Pokemon, and Naked doesn’t know how to deal with kids, so they’re hanging out in the background.
Looking for some name suggestions for these two! They’ll be available for future asks!
Remember what we used to say?
Jackpot!
Happy 18th Anniversary, Devil May Cry.