What’s the hold up babe? Wait right now, you’re pooping in your pampers as we’re leaving? Baby! Why didn’t you go before I changed you and got you dressed to leave? Seriously? You’re not doing it on purpose? So like it’s just happening, you’re literally filling your diapers like a baby with no control. How does it feel? No, not your dirty butt silly. How’s it feel to be officially a diaper baby now? You know what this means, right? I guess I’ll have to get a diaper bag.
