Once again, I borrowed a friends TARDIS and gave some 19th century samurai friends an upgrade..,.

…it’s not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but a more elegant weapon For a more civilized age.

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“I fight for the Empire, with bad aim” By -Obi Bon Jovi , sung by Darth Axl Rose.

I missed a shot to the heart

And I’m to blame

Jedi

I fight for the empire, with bad aim.

An Sith’s Force is what they sell

They promise me Naboo, then put me through Mustafar

Chains on Leia got a hold on me. Accuracies a prison, I can’t break free

Oh, a loaded blaster, yeah Oh, doesn’t matter if you run No one can save me the accuracy is done!

I missed a shot to the heart, and I’m to blame

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I play my part and Jedi play their game

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim

Paint a smile on your helmet

Blood red blades on their lightsabers

A clone-boy’s dream, Siths don’t act so shy

My very first shot flew in to the sky!

Oh, with a loaded blaster

Oh, there’s no point to run No one can help me My accuracy is done

I missed a shot to the heart, and I’m to blame

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I play my part and Jedi play their game

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim

I give the Empire, oh! [ Han Guitar Solo- Mos Eisley style ]

Oh! I missed a shot to the heart and I’m to blame

I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I play my part and Jedi play their game I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I missed a shot to the heart and I’m to blame I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I play my part and Jedi play their game I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)

I give aim I give aim (bad aim) I give aim I give aim (bad aim) I give aim I give aim (bad aim) I give aim… A bad name.

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I did what it it said…

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This happened…

..again. Creepy.

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I’ve been to many planets across many. Many galaxies…

…this specimen is has to be in my top 10,000.

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Seriously…how do you board this spaceship??

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Okay…now it’s just ridiculous.

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It keeps getting worse.

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My adventures…

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I forgot how earth was so dangerous. I thought Godzilla took care of it’s kind!!

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The name of this earth vegetable makes me question its alliance to the Dark side…

…carrot…A.K.A. “care-root” Hmmmm…does this “root-care” for rebel-scum?????? We shall see. Lord Vader WILL hear about this!!!

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Thank you @chibbycookie for your kind words. It makes me have odd feeling in my cloned-heart…uncomfortable. It’s what some earthlings refer to as “gratitude”…blah!

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Are you doing okay earthlings?

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A warning to all rebel scum

I’m headed back to Earth…

…see you all soon.

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