Jealous Dick Solomon Would Include

• Dick has a hard time with jealousy. It’s a very intense emotion for him and he doesn’t know quite how to handle it.
• He gets really clingy, especially when the person he’s jealous of is around the two of you.
• He’ll sort of talk them down and boast about himself until the whole night is made about him and he’s completely lost your interest.
• Every time you even try to tell him he’s acting jealous, he’ll insist he’s not. It takes you actually sitting him down and explaining to him what jealousy is for him to realize you’re right.
• Then he’ll be so apologetic for all his obnoxious behavior. And you’ll forgive him, like always, because somehow he still manages to be so damn lovable.

For Anon

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