(Barbie and her friends are standing together at a party, watching Ken do something stupid)

Barbie: (sighs) men. Can’t live with them,

(everyone looks at her expectantly for her to finish her sentence)

Barbie: (walks of)

Cuddling With Sally Solomon Would Include

• Sally isn’t sure about cuddling at first, she thinks it’ll make her seem soft.
• After trying it with you for the first time, she gets a little addicted.
• She loves skin on skin cuddles best. You don’t have to be fully naked, just a little bit of skin to skin contact is good enough for her.
• And she will take any opportunity she can get for some cuddle time.
• She cuddles in her sleep too. She can’t help it. She likes to be close and if her arms are around you, she can at least feel like she’s keeping you safe when asleep.

For@scorsesedepalmafan

Jealous Dick Solomon Would Include

• Dick has a hard time with jealousy. It’s a very intense emotion for him and he doesn’t know quite how to handle it.
• He gets really clingy, especially when the person he’s jealous of is around the two of you.
• He’ll sort of talk them down and boast about himself until the whole night is made about him and he’s completely lost your interest.
• Every time you even try to tell him he’s acting jealous, he’ll insist he’s not. It takes you actually sitting him down and explaining to him what jealousy is for him to realize you’re right.
• Then he’ll be so apologetic for all his obnoxious behavior. And you’ll forgive him, like always, because somehow he still manages to be so damn lovable.

For Anon

Dick Solomon:@scorsesedepalmafan

One of my secondary favourite sitcoms is 3rd Rock from the Sun. I absolutely adore John Lithgow (as much as Alan Alda you ask? … Pretty damn close). Lucky for me, there is some casting cross over with Harry Morgan playing the role of Dr. Suter. The two play off of each other brilliantly. And look at have precious Harry Morgan looks in a bow tie!