#disney ratld
Namaari, protectively holding Bubbles in her arms: the bond between a mentally ill lesbian and their little boy kitty cat is not something that you freaks will ever understand! *kisses Bubbles’s forehead* isn’t that right baby?
Bubbles: *meows loudly*
Atitaya, huffing: alright, so I take it you’ll be staying in the serlot den tonight
Raya, scowling after Namaari did something that risks her health: you need to go to the healers and get that checked out!
Namaari, huffing: I’m fine
Raya, snorting: oh, you’re fine are you? Wonderful. I’m gonna put that one on your tombstone. “She said she was fine. She was wrong.” What the hell is wrong with you?
Namaari, rolling her eyes: what the hell is wrong with me?! You really want to know?! Fine! I’m in love with you! That’s what’s wrong!
Raya, malfunctioning: I….I love you too
I did what Disney was too cowardly to do:
Namaari: *taking a nap after a stressful day full of being the Fang princess*
Sisu, cooing: awww, she’s so peaceful
Raya, slowly uncapping a pen: and vulnerable
Academic rivals au:
Raya, stumbling: sorry I’m late guys, I accidentally got stuck in my locker
Namaari, internally: she’s so cute and she is such a fool I have to ask her out
Namaari, externally: what a dumbass-
The girls all on their time of the month and it’s actual choas:
Sisu: *escaping the kitchen and panting heavily*
Atitaya, eyes widening: whoa, what’s going on Sisu?
Sisu, shakily sitting down: it’s like a war in there *points to the door*
Atitaya, opening the door: I’m sure it can’t be that-
Raya, screaming: NAMAARI I SWEAR TO EVERY CELL IN MY BODY I WILL CASTRATE YOU
Namaari, wrapping an arm around Raya’s waist: you have such a soothing voice, my love
Charanya, curled up on the floor sobbing: Tien please I’m starving just give me some food!
Tien, shoving everything that’s edible in sight in her mouth: sorry but I can’t stop eating I’m so hungry
Charanya, still sobbing: Raya! Make her give me food!
Raya, shrieking: TIEN GIVE THE WOMAN HER FOOD BEFORE YOU END UP NEXT ON MY CASTRATION LIST
Namaari, cooing: you have such a way with words
Atitaya, immediately closing the doors: we should probably pretend we never saw that. For our own safety and the safety of others-
Namaari, leaning against the wall flirtatiously: so I head you like bad girls
Raya, giggling: well-
Namaari, smirking: tell her Atitaya
Atitaya, deadpanned: she’s literally the worst
Benja, narrowing his eyes: Dewdrop, how often do you hang out with your friends?
Raya, happily: oh, loads!
Benja, sighing: friends that aren’t Tuk Tuk or Sisu. You know, humanfriends
Raya: oh……in that case, significantly less than loads
Benja, tripping over his own feet: ow, damn it! Maybe my bones are getting old
Namaari, walking by: oh, let me help you out Chief!
Benja, groaning: ah, thanks Princess Namaari
Namaari, helping him up: of course! Need anything? Food? Water? Asuitorforyourdaughter-
Benja, rolling his eyes: you know, sucking up to me won’t get you into my daughter’s pants
Namaari, shrugging: I mean it can’t hurt now can it?
Because of my last post:
Sisu, gasping: oh Raya, I didn’t notice you had freckles!
Raya, touching her nose: well yeah! They show up more in the summer
Sisu, nodding: huh! I wonder how many freckles you have
Namaari, with no hesitation: thirty seven
Sisu: sorry what
Namaari: Raya has thirty seven freckles and fourteen beauty marks
Sisu, nodding: please tell me you guys are dating already I can’t take much more of this-
