#dksaljfiea
The pastor: “For GOD So Loved Mankind That He Gave His His One And Only Son”
Me, 11, sitting on my hands in the back pew: Okay but like. He’s God. He could’ve made more
Me,11, pretty much certain I’m going to Heck: But how do they know the whole world flooded if they didn’t know about Canada yet. Canada could’ve been fine
Me age 11, totally lost: why didn’t god just kill Adam and Eve and start over???? Like the sims.
Also: sacrificing your son was a dick move when Abraham tried to do it, and it’s a dick move when God says he did it.
Younger Me, at Christians who say they’re god’s children despite that god only having one child: So, like, you’re all adopted? Or ignored? Or illegitimate? Is- is that how it works?
me, raised in a christian household: so, you’re God’s kid, but he’s also your husband when you’re an adult? uh,,,
That’s… that’s even worse.
So is it like being a pet? Someone mentioned that, like how we’ll call our cats our children jokingly because they’re not kids they’re pets, but they’re beloved family members and we’ll love them even though they live a fourth of our lifespans? I mean, it explains the health issues.
Also, aren’t you supposed to eat a little Jesus every day? Is that how you get Jesus inside?
