#do not try this at home
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A totally foolproof guide to fencing. Study this diagram and you too will be able to best any foe in elegant hand-to-hand combat, and/or slice up a REALLY impressive fruit salad. Warning: slight risk of accidentally splitting yourself open from forehead to crotch if you get confused, but you’ll probably be fine. Probably.
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Playing with fire
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