#dominic carisi x reader

Fight Club

One shot #53 - requested by @villains-are-hot

Summary: the boys don’t take too kindly to each other sharing their affections for you

Pairing: Basically every male SVU character x reader (minus Cragen and Stabler)

Warnings: physical violence?? idk honestly, I don’t think there’s anything else

You and Liv had just been working on a long and exhausting case the night before and you were close to dropping from exhaustion.

With your hair pulled back and concealer weakly covering the dark circles on your under-eyes, you trudged back into the office, waving over at Liv with a tired smile.

As you sit down at your desk, you barely have time to put your things down and get settled before there’s a faint shadow casted over you. You smile a little to yourself, turning to find which of the boys it was. There was always at least 1 or 2 of them hanging around you. They were great coworkers but in all honesty, you wanted them as more than that. You just weren’t sure which of them you wanted more.

“Hi Nick.” You greet with a small smile as you see his sweet face looking back at you.

“Hey y/n, brought you a coffee from the shop down the street.” He says, placing a steaming cup down on the counter of your desk. You breath in the scent of that which brings you back to life and let out a contented sigh, making him chuckle.

“My hero. I was definitely about to pass out without this Amaro, so I thank you.” You giggle, making his smile grow.

“Yo y/n!” Finn says, appearing behind you, holding a small paper bag in his hands.

“Morning Finn. You’re looking cheerful this morning.” You smile over at him with the same warm affection you gave Nick, not seeing the level of growing tension in his face.

“That is because I brought my favorite girl a breakfast pastry from the bakery by my place. They taste amazing so I’m sure you’ll like it.” He says, placing the bag down beside the coffee.

“Real sweet of you Amaro.” Finn notes, his voice full of a kind of bitterness as he looks at the coffee cup.

“Could say the same for you Tutuola.” Nick growls back, forcing a smile at him, clearly tense in the jaw which makes you frown, unsure of what exactly is going on.

“Boys boys, you spoil me. I will be able to get through the day now thanks to both of you.” You smile, giving them both a look of gratitude.

“My pleasure.” They say at the same time, giving each other a look of disgust before walking away tensely to their own desks.

“Morning everyone. Y/n, I meant to ask, did you finish that case last night? Looked rough so I was going to ask if I could help out, get some weight off your back.” Munch says as he waltzes into the office, beaming with a grin at you in particular.

“Morning John. Yeah it was tough but me and Liv managed to pull through. I may have to hold you to that sometime though, it was definitely a rough night.” You laugh, making Munch smile even wider.

“I look forward to it, I love to help out.” He promises, walking over to his own desk after waving a small goodbye to you, earning his own glares from both Fin and Nick.

“Is it just me or are the guys acting particularly… weird today?” You ask Liv in a whisper. She chuckles a little and nods in a show of agreement.

“Very weird.” She whispers back as she continues on her way, moving past you to her desk.

“Carisi you’re late! we’re supposed to be on a case together today, think you can handle that?” You tease as you see the cocky newer member of the team. The two of you had a quick bond and you were often found together for drinks after work which, without your knowledge, made the other males on the team increasingly angered.

After a few hours of sitting at your desk and filling out your report of your case with Olivia, you walk over to Cragens office and knock on the door, walking in when he beckons you and carefully placing it on his desk.

“That was a difficult case, you sure you got every detail into the report?” Cragen asks, giving you ‘the look’.

“Yes captain, I’m sure. Cross my heart.” You joke, grinning back at him. He nods to say you can leave, a small smile on his own face.

“Get that report done y/n? I’m sure it took a while, I know you’re pretty slow.” Carisi jokes, making you roll your eyes.

“You know Carisi, you’re probably slower than I am. I mean I’m not gonna race you or anything but I can go pretty fast…” You joke right back, smirking at his small blush and coy grin at the insinuation. You loved to mess with the guys when they gave you a hard time, it was just how your dynamics worked.

A few moments later, you’re sitting at your desk, analyzing the file for your new case when Rafael walks in with his usual swagger. You glance up from your papers to wave at him with a small smile and he does the same, a grin spreading at the sight of you.

But a mere seconds later you’re left confused when he makes a B-line to your desk rather than to Livs. He was collecting what was needed for the court order and bringing her usual coffee order, so it made no sense to you why he was coming to you.

“Good morning Raf. Shouldn’t you be with Liv or the Captain? Was there an issue with the paper work?” You ask with an eyebrow raised, taking a sip from your coffee.

“Oh no, nothings wrong. I’m actually about to go meet her right now to go over the details. So no need to worry bella.” He promises, making you blush as his accent alters and he says the term of endearment. 

You supposed that was part of why you liked both him and Nick so much. They were both spanish and in truth, the accents made you go weak in the knees.

“Actually, I came over to ask if you would like to go out at all? I understand if you’d like to say no but I’ve decided it’s a good time to ask. You are an amazing woman and anyone would be lucky to take you out but I hope you’ll give me the chance to be el afortunado.” He states, kissing the top of your hand and leaving your mind in a bit of a frenzy.

You’d never been given the option as to which of the boys you would actually go out with any of them. The idea of choosing one of them seemed crazy only because you’d never had the opportunity to do so.

You look up at him, stunned.

“Well I would-” But before you can continue, Nick jumps out of his chair and comes storming towards the two of you.

“You really think some spanish love words are going to make her pick you? el burro sabe mas que tu!” He shouts, and you look back at him in shock. You already knew that one meant ‘donkeys know better than you’ because Nick had taught it to you months ago when you had begged him for a Spanish lesson when you were sitting at the bar.

Rafael scoffs a laugh, rolling his eyes in disbelief at him. “As if you haven’t had countless chances? Y/n isn’t a piece of meat Amaro, she’s not a bone to fight over like wild dogs.” He states, still laughing at Nick.

“Guys what the-” You start but this time Finn jumps in and joins them.

“If you two idiots get a chance then so do I!” He states loudly, getting right in Amaros face.

“Hey back off of her alright, she can decide for herself which of us she likes!” Carisi defends, jumping in himself and shoving Finn off of him.

You’re watching in shock at your favorite people fighting each other like frat boys and over you of all things. It was a ridiculous idea really, this was seemingly a thing of most girls dreams but for you, this was an absolute nightmare come true. Despite your love for them all, you never wanted to be put in this kind of position.

“Hey! Guys cut it out!” You cry, trying to get in between them. 

Munch jumps in and you think he’s about to stop them but he joins in the chaos instead.

“If she’s going to choose anyone it’s not going to be you knuckleheads.” He scoffs, glaring at them all.

You watch as the argument ensues, the more time passing, the more physical it seems to get. Finn nearly punches out Carisi, Nick and Rafael are getting right in each others faces, shouting spanish profanities at each other and taking turns backing each other into walls and desks and chairs and Munch is shouting at Carisi with Finn. 

People around the precinct are starting to stare, civilians look completely spooked by the scene and you stand in the middle, staring in horror, red as a tomato. 

“Hey!” Cragen shouts from the doorway to his office but still, the attraction continues. Finally, after about 2 minutes of him shouting back at them he pulls out a whistle from his pocket and blows it hard. You can’t help but compare him to a kids soccor coach.

“I hesitate to ask what’s going on here. Are you all dogs? Did I really just have to blow a whistle to get your attention?! You’re all adults! Act like it!” He shakes his head, shutting the door behind him with a loud slam. They slowly go back to bickering but this time you’ve absolutely had enough.

“Cut it out! This is ridiculous! If any of you really liked me like I do you, you would’ve just asked me out! Rafael is right, I’m not a bacon treat for you to squabble over. Just stop!” You shout exasperatedly and they all stare back at you, mouths agape in shock.

You barely noticed you’d slipped your secret with how tired you really were.

“Which one of us?!” They all scramble to demand to know at once and you let out a sigh.

“Not the point! Get it together or it’ll quickly become none of you.” You warn, walking away and knowing they’ll be whisper arguing when you leave. 

Liv comes to check on you and to voice her opinions and you agree and nod quietly but you silently work out the hunch that you were going to have a lot of trouble very fast…